SIDEYEIN' AT YA

I am back!!

2011-04-17T01:00:00.002-06:00

Hey person! I say person because I am sure only one person reads this blog...Anywho, I have been doing pretty ok. I have basically decided ( since the beginning of lent ) to eat better, live better and be better. I dont eat fast food or foods who ingredients sound like they were made in a lab. I am trying (still working on it) to eliminate all unatural things out of my life aka as things that are synthetic (mind you I have synthetic hair in my hair as I type this, the irony, lol) or too lab made. So, no more perfume, nail polish, hair spray ,etc... Basically, if it didnt come from a plant, flower or from the ground, I.do.not.want. There are few exceptions to this rule, makeup is one of them and naturally occuring chemicals are another. I want to be better, so I plan to be a lot less judgy ( not a word but i like it) of people and the things they do. I mean i have dedicated multiple post on this here blog to people in clubs and while i don't regret them; I do see that I was a bit...harsh. I mean i wore short skirts to the club even though my legs rub together...causing wild fires and shit. So, I can't realy talk about other people and their bodies. I will continue to talk about bad clothing, bad make-up (or lack of make-up) and people who continue to disrespect furniture by putting their shoed feet on them. In the end, I just want to be a better...me.

P.s. I will limit my use of the word bitch, and no more mj jokes. I realized a year before he died and that he didnt touch no damn boys and I am a fan and he could have gotten my pussay if he wanted.

My post/rant /advice for /about montana fishburne aka chippy -d

2010-08-03T00:14:00.026-06:00

well, unless you have been living under my fupa, you have heard about this whole business with montana fishburne. if you haven't , lemme give you quick synopsis: young legal aged girl wants to be famous quickly ala kim kardashian, decides to do porn to achieve said goal, girl's dad just happens to be famous dude which just makes the story better. ok, now that you got the basic let me get into this post/rant/advice for miss montana fishburne aka chippy-d.

now montana's story is not a new story at all. tons of young women,(i am pretty sure) have done porn with the mindset that it will help launch their career. i don't know any examples off hand but i am sure many girls thought/still think this way. now in montana's case, she has the last name of a famous actor backing her up,laurence fishburne, to help her along. she could have just relied on this to make her famous but i have the strange feeling that she is lacking in the talent and sense department to use this "novel" idea. i am disturbed by this story, not because she is doing porn,b/c if she wants to become a human trojan condom, she can. she is of legal age to do so. my problem is that she is probably doing this for two reasons . the first reason is to spite her father in some way. so far her father has not made any public statement about the fact that his daughter is pussy popping on dicks. now, he does not have to but it would really help people to understand why his daughter is choosing this path. the minute i took the time to sit down and think, the same question keep popping in my head. "where the hell is her daddy, better yet where the hell is her mama?" now i know (based on my research) that montana is the product of a broken home, i.e her parents are divorced, maybe that could start to explain her actions. maybe she is mad at her daddy for divorcing her mama and getting her pussy pounded within an inch of its life , is her way of payback..hey, i am just grabbing at dangling balls here..i don't know.

her second reason for doing porn is that she actually wants to be famous,quickly. in the press release from vivid video, montana said that she wanted to be kim k famous and feels that this porno will make her get there.when i read that, i did this. i mean that reason makes as much sense as me saying i want a burger but imma eat this tree bark b/c it is more filling. so you as a young pretty black woman, thinks that by doing a porn, not a sextape that was (very large open quotes) "leaked" to the internet, you will get fame. chile, it will not happen for you. ppl think of porn stars as well paid prostitutes (i dont , but most may do) and will not want to deal with you. you are starting your career at a disadvantage, a big one. i mean the general consensus is that most women *cough megan fox cough* sleep their way to the top, but that is shit that is done behind close doors . you are splaying your legs open willingly and freely with the intent of getting a legit career out of this. you my friend, are no jenna jameson, mind you it took her years and years to get somewhat accepted by hollywood. i am pretty sure some casting director asked her to suck his dick for a part, more than once based on her past. this is not the easy way to get fame, at all. just look at kim k, (even though i am 95% sure she released that tape to get fame,) i know that a part of her will never quite be ok with the fact that the world is seeing her getting dicked down by a leaning tower of pisa dick. one day she will have kids and those kids will have friends who will learn from their parents why kim is so famous, and i am pretty sure those kids will have no problem calling kim k a slore to her kids faces. the same fate awaits you, based on your actions.

now, miss montana, i have some advice for you on what i think you should take and implement in your life right now:

1. stop hanging out with brian pumper. oh i didn't mention his name before now, did i? so, let me give a short bio about him. he is porn star, who likes to get his ass licked on film and looks and sounds like llyod banks very... touched... cousin. anywho, he is really not a good person at all. besides his clear and obvious love for all things bussy and booty realated (which he denies) , (see this video posted by the lovely missjia to see why i think and know so), he is just a ass. an actual ass who raps like he used to huff car exhaust fumes as a child and faux's std test for other porn stars. i would not trust this man with my pumpkin, much less my career. i mean i could spend a post alone listing jokes about him and his fail as a person , such as he looks like a tall midget but a short dwarf, but i will just say he is not the one to hang with at all...

2. leave that young man named j.pipes alone. now, i have no idea who j.pipes is. all i know is he is your man and looks like a damn fool. he looks like sideshow bob from "the simpson's" and swizz beatz had a babay. i mean he looks very ...unsavory. something about him rubs me the wrong way, like he is a person who is using you to get his fame on. (lil sidenote: please advise him to change his name. when you look like a starving,emaciated dog, you need not call yourself any name that involves pipes, negro, you ain't laying shit at all *rolls eyes*)

3. better yet, get rid of every man in your life currently ,and go to your dad. and your mom. i have no idea where your daddy is, but you need his hugs and love...like yesterday. he should cuff you in the face for your damn antics but what you really need is his love. you also need the guidance of a woman, someone older, i.e your mom,who can help you understand why you are the things you are doing.

4. better still, dump all of the ppl in your life who are giving you advise on life. i don't know what kind of people you surround yourself with but these people ain't it. they are not helpers, they seem like enablers to you and your bullshit..

5. get a damn education. in these hard economic times,an education is really what is hot in these streets. i mean fame is nice and all, but a college degree is where it is really at. i have the strange feeling you don't have any actual talent except ones that involve dick, so why you want to be famous is anyone's, guess. i mean you don't even seem that interesting ala your "idol" kim k. at least she has something that makes her likeable. you..not so much. i really advise that you get a education because porn is not a means to an end that includes fame in hollywood.

6.do not do anymore porn..at all. you are a point now where you can make this porn thing into something good ala this fame you want so bad. you have already had baby batter coat your hair like gel ,on film..don't do it again. walk away from the porn business right now and you may, just may have a chance to be something hollywood approved. i say, do a bunch of interviews, admitting doing porn was a mistake that you made and that you were just advised poorly. then you should say that, you want to be a legitimate actress and follow in your dad's footsteps. do not forget to apologize to your daddy, mommy and family for the embarrassment you have caused them. i think if you do this, you could be on the way to having that kim k career that you hunger for

in the end, you have done the porno and cant take it back. that shit is now forever around. i hope you , miss montana, get out of this lifestyle that you are putting yourself in. i feel that you are not making these decisions with a clear head, i.e, drugs, and that someone ,i. e, j.pipes ,is pushing you to do this. i just really hope that you can be saved from being another young girl who gets lost in the porn industry because they thought porn was/is the back escalator to hollywood fame but instead found out porn was/is the mount everest climb to hollywood fame.

click here and here for the video of montana ,j.pipes and mr pumphim talking:

update on this here blog

2010-07-17T03:43:00.001-06:00

i done gave up on writing in capital letter, it truly slows me down, so no more capital letters for me.. *booty pops* why did i do that idk *dougies* ok , ok, i am done.

my post/rant/advice for akeys,swizz beatz and mashonda

2010-07-17T02:11:00.012-06:00

unless you have been living under a rock, you know about the akeys,swizz beatz and mashonda saga. if you don't , here is the short version. swizz and mashonda were married and having problems. they got separated and it was around this time that swizz met and courted miss keys, unbeknownst to mashonda who thought they were working through their problems. swizz eventually gets divorced from mashonda and him and akeys are now engaged and expecting a baby. ok, first off lemme say , i do not know the full story to this saga but i know enough to have formed an opinion on all the participants.

first let's start with swizz beatz. now you know, cheiflottsanose, you wrong as hell for what you did. you chose to pursue a relationship with someone while you were still in the bounds of marriage. i don't care what you say about separated this and we were not working out that. if that was the case, do you not think that maybe telling your wife that you were falling in love with someone else would have been common courtesy?!?! i mean she has your child after all ( lets not even get into the cheating while you were still together in which she named the other woman's baby and lost hers..wtf!!!) and you guys were together for a good amount of years. i just don't get why you didn't just sit her down and tell the truth instead of flaunting you and akeys relationship around the place, so messy like.

now on to you, miss keys. i have to ASSume you knew that mr. beatz was a married man. even if he was separated this or close to divorce that, he still was married to mashonda , who by the way has his child. how can you as someone who sang about the pain that cheating and lies brings to an relationship, put yourself in the middle of breaking up a crumbling marriage. who knows if they would have worked it out, if it were not for your involvement?!?!. i mean you sing a song called "karma" yet do something that may have very heavy karmic consequences for you. you cannot truly believe that a relationship built on the back of someones else pain is going to be one of true happiness?,you just cant... you may be happy now, but lets see what happens
(if, i am not wishing this on you) when you guys have problems and some harlot comes and shakes her bake in mr.beatz face. maybe then, you and mashonda can start a club with women who have been screwed over by swizz beatz and his dick. oh,and the audacity of you too make the song "unthinkable" ( while i admit i like it, i really hate that i do, i think it is b/c you are so very ,very honest and open on it) about doing something wrong but saying fuck it "we in love and shit" is just so wrong but many ppl( including me) see your heart on that song,more than any song you have ever done..it is still a slap in the face to mashonda and all women/men who have been in that situation...

now finally , mashonda. you i feel the most sorry for. i can only imagine what it must have felt like to find out your marriage was a official fail by the fact that your husband was gallivanting about with his new boo thang. i feel that you handled this better that 90% of women in your situation. you kept your cool and did not call anybody out of their name. i actually appreciated the open letter you wrote to miss keys about how you felt. it was mature and not mean at all. i did something similar to that when my name could not stay out of some bitches mouth in h.s and they decided i was ghay and further decided i needed to be outed. so, instead of snatching wigs and bashing skulls with cans of raid, i wrote a public letter letting them know i wasn't gay and when and if i come i would let them know. i posted in the girls bathroom and signed my full government name. my guidance counselor came to me and said she had never seen something like this and she was proud of my maturity, but i had to take it down. anyhwo,back to you, you need to move on from this. let swizz and akeys live and do you. raise your son and don't mention their names or do interviews discussing the situation. it makes you look bitter and still stuck on them and what they doing. leave it how it is. at this point most ppl see the situation for what it is and don't need any further reason to give a sideye of death to akeys and swizz beatz..

in the end i hope lessons were learned, healthy babies are born, wounds heal, scars fade and that history does not repeat itself for either party involved.

My post/rant /advice for/about kat stacks

2010-07-17T00:08:00.029-06:00

this is my second and fully finished post on kat stacks, i am proud *tears*:

i want to be serious and write with capital but in this woman's case i cant. i just don't feel she deserves capitals. so, as you all know( by now anyway) kat stacks is a woman??(ok . ok , she is a woman) who is making a name for herself by sleeping her way 'round the rap world. now ,so far she has claimed she has slept with everyone in young money, fabulous, lil bow wow/lil mama ( i can never tell) and many others. idk if this is true but what i do know is true is that she needs to stop putting these men's number out there. she is playing a dangerous game which could get her killed, hurt or worse someone comes after her family. i am all for exposing your slore stories( i luv a good slore story!!!) but when you putting ppl numbers on blast or worst (maybe, possibly) lying about things (you may or may not have done with them) then you may have some problems on your hand. my question is why do these men continue to sleep with ms. stacks. the pussay cannot be that good. her face alone should be a deterrent. i mean really look at her!!! the other deterrent would be that she will put your dick game and number out in these streets. i am just as mad at these men then i am at her. they're fucking with their dick and not using their mind and they dick..men stay using the wrong head when it comes to making baby batter storage facilities decisions. i mean lil twist aunties and em wanna kick her ass, her manager is calling her his property, she had a fight with her mama( this is only half the stuff that has happened to her..smh)... i mean her life at this point is one long combo, jerry springer and maury episode. i mean where is her child, her self respect, her decency, her general decorum?!?! so being the nice person that i am, i have some advice for miss stacks.

first off stop fucking these rap dudes. they aren't worth it at all. some of these dudes are gang affiliated and with a flick of a wrist, your body parts could end up being dog food for strays dogs ,if they really wanted it to.

second, i suggest that you get a actual job, like something with a actual paycheck and benefits. being a ho shit connoisseur does not come with dental and medical, so maybe getting your g.e.d. will start you on the path to getting an education and a better line of work.

third, please stop saying people are hating on you. no one, i repeat , no one, is hating on you. they are mostly baffled by your lack of pretty and your abundance of celeb skeet being put into your mouth, ass, vagina, ear..etc. they are just wondering what set of special skills do you posses that makes these men get past your face and go for your orifices...

fourth, stop putting peoples number out on the net. who the fuck does that?!?! every time i see you do that i wanna three finger slap you, with baby powder on my hands. that shit is beyond rude and can be dangerous. if these dudes did you dirty,then be mad, but not mad enough to put their numbers on blast. you know some of these fans out here have no kind of sense and may end up blowing up phones with threats and such.

lastly, can you go watch your child please?!?! now i don't know if you are the most qualified to watch your child(based on your actions and words) but you are his mother , so...i guess. i mean as much time as you spend on twitter, worldstar, clubbing and getting kicked out of people's house and shit; what time do you actually have for that child of yours. you need to slow down and be there for this child. he will one day find out who his mother really is and will demand answers as to why you have done the things you have done.

in the end, you are grown and will do what you want, i just don't want to read about them finding your gunshot ridden body in a pile of garbage next to obama hair supply /nail shop and rib shack.. i am not wishing you bad, i am just letting you know, you are playing a dangerous game of russian roulette with a bullet in each chamber...

oh btw , if all of this that you are doing is a ploy/act/collaboration with these rappers just to make these rappers have an stronger internet presence then i say fuck you and them, but at the same time i also say well played, well played indeed. while it would anger me that this is all a lie /pile of falsehoods;i cannot deny how genius that would be, seriously.

my thoughts of the week (last week)

2010-06-13T18:10:00.008-06:00

hey ppl , I am back with another fine installment of "my thoughts of the week, so *chews lip* lets start:

1) why do the lead actress, kristen stewart and the lead actor rob pattison from twilight act the they way they do? i mean who do they really think they are? they were at the mtv movie awards acting the ass. between her half assed/barely enthused speech and him with his got damn shoed foot on a chair and devil may care attitude, i nearly threw my remote at the fishtank..(t.v cost too much to replace). i mean first off, they are both not that great in the acting department. kristen is basically playing herself in the twilight movies with her annoying ass voice...and rob..well he just does a lot of face movements and some words come out, i dont really pay attention to him much. either way, they both need to just stop acting this way...it bugs me.... greatly....

2) when will someone arrest gary coleman's "widow"??? something in the lotion that gary barely used is not clean , my friends..between the 911 call and the pics she sold to the tabloids( i refuse to look at them...nope i will not) i just feel that if she didn't push him down them steps;she delayed getting him medical attention. her eyes look crazy and her attitude says "i am hiding something" i mean why was she so quick to take him off of life support? i can understand how hard of a decision that must be but damn!!! couldn't she have given him a few days to hang on?? at least for his parents or close friends to see him alive one last time( yes , i know him and his parents were estranged but i think they would like to see their son before he died) i want to believe this was an accident, i do but something is telling me it was no accident....

3) why is lil kim so mad/pressed at nicki minaj?? i mean kim, you need to sit down somewhere with your shit..for real. so what if nicki was/is (allegedly)throwing shots at you?? does it matter? does it lessen your status as a top female rapper?? does it cause your breast implants to shift to the left or your cheeks to droop like a huckleberry hound aka drake?. i mean kim, this is not the streets of brooklyn. you don't have to prove how hard you are when someone (allegedly ) takes shots/talks smack about you. if you wanna prove that miss minaj is so not it, then release an album with hot ass music and let the fans decide who is number one in this "barbie war." (oh btw kim, last two albums =no bueno!!!)

well those were my funnier thoughts this week, tune in next time!!!

My prayer for tonight

2010-06-12T11:59:00.005-06:00

Hey y'all ,I will be attending a "pleasure partay" tonight and there will be a stripper(male.....) there,so I feel the need to say a prayer for the nite. So here it goes:

Dear Lord, please let me have a good time tonight. Let me enjoy myself and not be a prude. Idk if I will but anything buy if I do don't hold it against me....( I am a single lady..ask bey!!!). *clears throat* My main reason for this prayer is to ask that you go into the mind of the male stripper. Tell him o resist the urge to touch me. Now, I am no diamond, hell I am barely a cubic zirconia,but see my problem is..well you know.... I am big and we all knows what happens to strippers when they see big gurls. I have the strange feeling I am going to be the only big gurl and I already have a vision of what this stripper may(keyword may) try. He may try to pick me up,simulate some sexual act and then have me touch his dirty dic....I mean penis. Now, Lord, I am not knocking the way he makes money, I just don't want to be a apart of his money making. I do not want to be lifted up, touched or be apart of any simulated sexual act.I am just going to look ,not touch and i hope when he sees me that is what he thinks too. Now, if that makes me a prude then, I guess that I will be a prude because I will be dammed if I am grinded on by someone doing them dances moves from that Ciara woman??!!( btw Lord since I have your ear, does Ciara have penis..i mean she/he is built Ford tough and gives off man vibes..) . I have no desire to have some man with a large penis simulating eating my bo...i mean simulating oral sex on me. The only man I want to do anything involving my pus...vagina, is my future husband (once again, since I have you here, where he be at??? I mean I am not doubting your plan for me , I am just wondering is all...) ,plain and simple. So in closing, Lord ,keep that man's thoughts on whatever usually runs through his mind(i.e other penis....more other penis..i really don't know nor do I care) and off of me and my bigness..Please and thank you.

In your name I pray,Amen

past post update

2010-06-10T00:57:00.004-06:00

hey y'all. just wanted to do a past post update. me and my little sister are back on speaking terms..ok, we been back on speaking terms but i just forgot to post that.*shrugs* my bad. well that's it really ,just wanted to put that out there. i could had just added an addendum to the post but why bother with that when i can just post this post...actually...yeah...next time i will do an addendum..okaybye!! oh btw here is the posts i am referring to 1 and 2

my thoughts of the week

2010-06-05T03:48:00.008-06:00

i have decided to start something new called "my thoughts of the week" which is basically gonna be a list of all the most ridiculous thoughts that have run across my head this week. so *blinks eyes* lets start:
1)so was anyone really surprised that akeys was pregnant. after i saw the new video and noticed a lack of tight ass clothes and struggling to break free camel toe, i knew she was either pregnant or tryna turn over a new leaf..

2) Why was flex alexander allowed to play michael jackson in that god awful clearly unauthorized biopic. first off, he is like 5 feet taller and 8 shades darker than mj. second, to make him darker than mj they used baby powder and water as foundation( my lassie wassie is the one who claims this btw,lol gotta love my bestie!!!) third,flex is just not a dramatic actor and the voice he used to portray mj was damn offense.. i have yet to hear or see anythang with him mj sounding like an actual four year old stuck on helium, but, in flex's world mj sounded like just that...why lawd why was he allowed to do this *shakes fist*

3) back to miss keys'. we all know she choose interracial dating as the theme of her video because somehow, extramarital affairs would not have connected with her audience so much..we all know what that song is about. anyone who claims they don't is just.....

4) lil mama/lil bow wow( i can never tell) really needs to sit his/her ass down. this woman/man was shining abe lincoln shoes, drawing maps to the underground railroad, fistpumping with george washington after he became president, protesting against prohibition....i think you see where i am going with this..she/he old. dammit!!! i refuse to believe that lil mama/lil bow wow( i can never tell) is anywhere near her 20's...more like 120...

5) how does megan fox continue to get work?! she is like the poor, poor man version of angelina jolie. if they needed an angie jolie stand in and angie's brother in a black wig was unavailable,they would still hesitate to call her. i mean her acting is just god awful. i mean i have seen better acting from the fish in a fish tank compared to her..lawd bless her knees,pussay,asshole,mouth and back..i think you see where i am going with this..yeah,you do..

well that is all for now, these were just some of my more funnier thoughts for this week,tune in next week for more of my thoughts...

Why I loathe the word "HATERS"

2010-03-25T12:38:00.008-06:00

Hey people..What it do and all that good stuff. I am here today to discuss my disdain, my utter repulsion, my damn near disgust with the word "HATERS." When the word first hit the streets it had an actual meaning and was used in accordance with said actual meaning. The actual meaning of haters is when a person/persons/groups of persons through their actions/words/postings on a social network decide that the things you are doing with your life requires them be envious/jealous of you and dismiss your success. That is what "HATER" used to mean. Now it means whenever a person says something wrong against you no matter what the reason or arena, they are "HATING" i.e envious/jealous of anything you do. For example, you decide to wear rainbow sock,plaid pants,a checkered tanktop and a dilapidated lacefront to church brunch and people proceed to talk about how God awful you look and your response is "Oh , they just hating on my unique style and grace." No, bitch, they are not hating on your unique style and grace, they are saying you are and look like an ass and rightfully so. When people state their opinion on the things that you do, just because you don't agree with said opinion does not make them haters. It makes them human and you an ass for calling them haters. The word haters was such a good word at one point. It really helped to dismiss people who spent their time with your names on their tongues like saliva but now..no bueno!! People all over toss that word like jail house bitches toss salads. Look at that woman?( the jury is still out on that one) Kat Stacks. She was saying she had haters and how they should keep on hating.....Chile, ain't no one hating on you and you ho-lympic actions. You have not done or said anything worth hating on. Claiming to have slept with all of the members( including the lil boy) of the young money crew( allegedly) is not something anyone hates on. Have you seen the young money crew??!!. The only one that is fuckable at this point is Nicki Minaj, because the rest of them dudes look like they either were in prison, just came out of prison or headed to prison..Drake included!!!! *breathes* Let me stop before I end up writing my entire Kat Stacks post here. In the end, the word "haters" needs to be banned for life, buried a time capsule and dug up 1000 years from now and returned to it proper and original meaning.

me and my great epic former crush, part 2, dont worry they wont be a part three , i try my best to keep things even

2010-03-07T05:31:00.007-06:00

So where did I leave off...*goes to look at previous post*. Oh yeah , I left off at the part where shit took a left turn( in my opinion, of course). So let me set up this scenario for you guys; I came in the library in my college looking hot to death. I had my braids in a side ponytail, tittay's was sitting high and outfit was black and white and was on point. I was too cute that day and I knew it, my whole vibe was sexay(*pauses for a second*, I am not one to be conceited but when i look good, I say it loud and proud and own it, as we all should *back to story*) So the whole reason I was in the library was because my class had an assignment which required us to use the basic ass law books my school had and still to this day does...lawd that school... Anywho, after class, Andy Sandburg comes and sees me and COULD NOT AND I REPEAT COULD NOT take his eyes off me and my tittay cannons. I did not mind that at all, because at that point I had already decided I wanted to give him my cherry(figuratively ,of course), so him staring at me just made me wet...plain and simple. So, I was sitting at a table chatting with my friends and he came to sit down next to me. I mean at this point i was horny, I mean if he had said "me..you..bathroom..my dick..you suck.." I would have done it because I was feeling so horny and hoe shit was something I would have not refused. Anywho, I am talking and then all of a sudden .........., I F E L T A H A N D on my thigh!!!!Now, in my mind, I am like, clearly I am imagining this because Andy is not copping a feel off of me., no sir. I looked him dead in his face and he had no expression like he was not under the table feeling my hamhock.... I'm at that point just in a state of horny, shock and pleasure all at the same time. Now, maybe,just maybe, I should have stopped him but, honestly; I really wanted to see how far he was gonna go in a PUBLIC PLACE WHILST WE WERE AMONGST FRIENDS. *sighs*

Then , I feel his hand going higher and higher, like crotch higher, honey pot higher, my vagina higher!!!! At this point I opened my legs a lil' bit( *pauses* you may ask why did I open my legs and I say I wanted to give him better access to my coochie..now you may say that sounds like hoe shit and I say it does and I wanted it ..plain and simple...*back to story* ) and just waited to see what would happen. Mind you ,both of us were having a very normal convo with people sitting right across from us like nothing was happening underneath the table. Then i felt that hand again getting closer then i remembered, how was he gonna get anywhere, I had a girdle on and he would have quite a challenge getting past that and my panties ( I had on culottes so it was easy, breezy access to my drawls!!) and finally getting to my 'gina. So, at that very moment when he was just about to go for the girdle, one of my friends got up to go and he very quickly moved his hand,Why , I have no idea...Neva, in all my life have i wanted to fight a friend more than at that moment.. Well, after that , me and Andy talked for a little bit more and then he kissed my cheek and left. Now , on the outside I was fine but inside..... I was on fire, I mean Sisqo and Rupaul trading tips on how to keep their bussies(i.e boy pussies for all y'all not in the know) tight,fire. Lawd knows how I made it home that day without me or anyone else slipping in a puddle of my juices. *sighs*

I think you knows how this ends. Girl likes boy who is friend. Tells Boy (after a lot of bitchassnes) She likes him.like that. Boy acts like he heard nothing. Ignores questions like it was never asked for months. Girl has hard time dealing, Cries on shoulders of friends who decided to ask Boy how he feels about Girl. Boy tells friends he is not feeling girl but refuse to let girl know this. Girl goes lil crazy, writes letters, cries(a lot), deletes his aim.. In the end, Girl realizes (slowly)Boy does not like her and She has to accept that.

It was very hard to accept the fact that he didn't like me. I always follow my feelings and 9/10, they are usually on point but in this case it was not. It was a hard pill to swallow, but I did and now me and Andy are friends, kinda sorta, close associates at best. So my lesson learned by this is, to take the time to read the signs( which i think after my last crush story( read here,here ,here and here..yeah it is four post long..)better and just because a man feels up on me or we have a bomb ass convo does not mean he is gonna be mah boo. Why was this crush epic..well he made me realize that liking someone almsost to the point of loving them is hurtful. I am thankful I did not fall in love with, Lawd knows the mess I would have truly became. I end this post by saying this , I haven't been felt up by a man since that day and that was damn near 4 years ago...yeah, so that is that...

me and my great epic former crush and a lil( seriously its like two/three sentences,i'll do a post about old me soon) about how i used to be

2010-02-01T13:04:00.013-06:00

Hey yall!!! First off let me say Happy 2010 to all yall. I hope that your year has been going well so far. Mine is going pretty ok, I am breathing and have woken up everyday with love in my heart, so I am doing better than most. I am blessed by God to be alive and to have family and friends who love me. In all I am doing pretty ok. So, back to the topic at hand, My crush or should I rephrase and say my former crush. *shakes tittays* lets begin:

I have always had crushes throughout my lifetime and I can say with all certainty that I will have many more but, there will always be one who sticks out from all the rest. *sighs* His name was.... wait....... I cant put his real name on here, so for the purpose of this blog and because he kinda looks like this person; I will call him Andy Sandburg( the Dominican version, of the guy from snl). Ok , i met Andy when I first started my sentence at my former college. I call it a sentence because at times I felt like the place was a prison tryna keep a sister there as long as possible. Anywho, when I first started at my former college, I was a different person than I am now. I used to be very down on myself, wear no makeup( If you can see me now.... makeup is my pimp and I am its bottom bitch) and not give a damn about how I looked when I went to school (i.e, ripped up sweat pants with stains, ratty sneaker, mind you the distance of my school in proximity to my house required me to take public transportation, you can only imagine the looks ppl used to give me........ ) Anywho, back to my former crush. So the first time that I met him was on a trip that the department in my major gave so that we could visit the top Court in the state. I remember the first time I saw Andy, it was on the bus on the way to the Court. I thought he was cute, ok cute; you know nothing to blog about (ironic isn't it?!?!?). So anyway trip ended and we went our separate ways. Then I started seeing him more and more in the legal lab i.e, the hangout spot for all of us legal folks and we started to talk and we became friends, good friends, and eventually we started to hang out in the library, alone, just the two of us...and the security guard and other students... but ,main point ,we was were alone.... you know,*taps chin*, now that I think about it we were alone a lot of times in that library..hmmmm...* double sigh*. anywho,we got to know each other really well, very really well. I still remember one time when my phone kept ringing and he took it to see who it was and it was one of our legal classmates (who btw was fuckable as all fuck but damn was he dumb as a box of tampons for a 85 year old woman) and my former crush decided that he was going to pretend to be my man and say that we were fucking and that he was interrupting our session of fucking. Our poor classmates was so embarrassed by this he apologized and hung up pretty quick.( if you could see the grin on my face as i type this......) I remember that day so well b/c that was the day that i realized I liked him and that maybe, just maybe he liked me too. After this day our convo's got much more intense and personal and ppl always would say how we sounded and looked like a couple and then came THAT DAY!!!!....... which........ I will discuss in Part 2...Stay tuned!!!

we still doin that huh??

2009-12-09T13:41:00.002-06:00

heylo yall, What it do. My life is still pretty much the same as last time. No job, no man, u know same ol', same ol. so anywho I, I feel in a rantin' type of mood but before I go on this rant I will say that to any ppl who offended by the speech I am about to make; I say that I am sorry, truly sorry for offending you and hope you understand I am not tryna be mean. OK, now that I have said that *stands on soapbox* lets start:

first, I would like to say to any of the people that are my fb friends, I luv yall (some I love). I do, I really do but I took a break. I took a break because I felt that I needed to figure some shit out. I know that was back in September and I am still in the figuring shit out stage. now, I know that I said I would not come on at all , but I did.I came on if I got a message or a friend request. I if you look at my page, my status has not been updated since September because I haven't changed anything in my life since then. So imagine my surprise when I saw that one of you put on my page that I was being "selective" with the people that I am in contact with. I read that and got so hurt because i am not that type of person at all. I mean looking at my page you see all i did was accept friend request so what part of the game tells you that I am "being selective" with the people I talk to. in my eyes that makes me look snobby or some shit and that does not fly with me. I am a person who is open and upfront with who I am. There is no real hidden layer to me, what you see is what you get; so for that to be said about me sucked and was not well appreciated. In the end , I know who I am and I already did a response to this on fb but i just had to do this cause I felt it needed to be said,again. In the end, it is what it is

chile ..u so funny part two

2009-10-28T00:30:00.003-06:00

so last time i was here i was talking bout me and my lil sisters drama...i stopped at we were not talking for two weeks. so , two weeks go by and we aren't talking.. i mean she had her side comments here and there but for the sake of my mama i nignored her. one day now, i am in the kitchen washing dishes and this chick comes in to get a knife and decided while she has the knife in her hand to wave it in my general direction..i looked at her and laughed..then she puts the knife back but is stabbing the knife holder thingy and looking at me all stank looking. so i tell here, am i supposed to be scared...and she says no and walks out. now some of you may say why did i not just deck the trick right then and there cause she was outta line??!!?? and i say, b/c i know myself and once i would have started with that one punch , i would have beat her ass into next year and would not have stopped until i felt liked she fully understood who the fcuk i really am ( btw, this counts is one of my few and far between brooklyn girl moments) . i know myself and while i am not one to get angry often, trust and believe that my angry is epic level shit..i am talking bout bust the windows out your car, throw pepper in ur shampoo type of shit.. now no one has ever gotten me that angry because i don't let myself get that angry. i know that i have the capacity to do shit like that hence i don't let anger get the best of me. i am a person who stays angry for a day, ..at most.. to me being angry at something (or someone) is such a energy waster, shitttttt, i got better things to do instead of being angry.. so in summation, me and my lil sister still don't talk and honestly, i don't feel any kind of way about it. i did at first but i realized if she is going to be so bitter and angry over me pointing out the truth to her then let her be. i will live my life and she can live hers. this does not mean i don't love her or do i hate her , it just means that it is what it is.

chile ..u so funny part one

2009-10-20T04:02:00.013-06:00

so as promised one of my many funny stories. so me and my younger sister, are always at odds about something, whether it be who moved this, who touched what, i mean it is normal sister stuff. see, now we are two capricorns so it would be assumed we would get along all the time.. but...well...sometimes we do and sometimes we don't. see i am a nice capricorn, she is a ..not..so ...nice capricorn (i.e. bitch), so we can at various times be at odds with each other. i give this intro so that maybe you can get a understanding of how our relationship works and why it is is how it is now. so anway, one day she was in the kitchen with me and she called me a slut(or a whore, i really don't recall) and i don't why, but it annoyed me . see, she had developed this habit (which i know i should have nipped in the bud a long time ago) of calling me these types of names often like the shit is a known fact or like it is my government name ..... i mean i am a lot of things which may or may not be negative such as, fat, stubborn at times, make-up addict, jobless, but one thing i am not is a slut,whore or any of the words that are in that spectrum. so in my fedupness(my word, don't judge) i responded to her by telling her to stop projecting her personal feelings about herself onto me..she said it again and that's when i decided to break it down to her about who i really was. i broke it down to her by saying i am a virgin and i am pretty damn sure she knows a hell of lot more about sex than me and further i am not a slut,whore or any of the words in that spectrum because of the aforementioned virginal status...well, that ticked her off all right, she went and told my mom who i was surprised took my side and said that she is dishing it and should learn how to take it. now some may say why did i bother responding to a 16 yr old chile about something i knew not to be true about my 25 yr old self ?!?!, and i say she needed to hear it from someone. now i feel (i.e know how, u may ask??, it is my capricorn psychic ability *winks*) that her pussay has been busted wide open by one of these lil negro(s) runnin round here;and i feel (i.e know once again my psychic ability*double winks*) that she has probably done some slore shit that she is probably ashamed of, so maybe by calling me a whore, slut..any of the names within that spectrum, she can somehow..maybe..take some of her feelings of guilt and shame off her and put them on me.. *kanye shrug*butttttttt....i am just pulling at straws here, i don't know.. so anyway, after that she decided that she was not going to talk to me because i guess like i said , i struck a slorey (once again my word, don't judge) nerve. so two weeks pass and still she isn't talking to me and then.... *pause* ok this is getting long so there will be a part two..

Heylo yall

2009-10-20T03:36:00.006-06:00

hey yall, i know i have been away for a awhile. i have been trying to figure shit out in my life. u know, establish a plan, some goals, you know hsit like that. so , for one i basically gave a sign of to facebook, because i went to my crushes page one day and saw that he was taking a vacation to go vist his "woman" (now i put quotes cause he had told me he was single and had no woman) in some state and i dont know why but that stirred something in me that made me realize some things that i wrote in my message box on facebook and will put verbatim. it said:

I have relearned some lessons that I thought I had down pack but did not. First, sometimes in life, some things are better left unknown.Second, sometimes he is just not that into you, even if you feel otherwise.Third,trust your instincts, even if oth...ers tell you different.Fourth, a good time one night does not equal a future boo. In the end, it is,what it was and shall be. I feel that i have relearned these lessons for a reason, why, because I needed to. I have got to get myself focused, so I will be off of Facebook for a while, so that I can get myself on the path I want to be on, instead of the path that I am on now.... So love you all and no I am not sad,mad,angry or anything negative. I am just very focused right now, the most focused I have been in a long time. So ttyl

when i wrote that i was so focused , i meant that and to this day i still mean it and still am. i am not content with where i see myself going. no job, no money and no real things of my own have left me feeling like less of a person but!!! i have realized that i am to blame for this and no one else and that i have to....no....no....MUST change this. i know that i have to and must do better, so i am making changes. i have begun working out and eating better ( i have slipped up many times but i am dedicated) i will from next week really start looking for a job( not this week because i am helping my sister out for the whole week, i promised and i hate going back on my word) and i am finally start studying for the lsat, cause really i have no excuses at all for not studying.. so... that is all that has been happening in my life, i do have some funny stories but those are for later ( they really are funny, i promise) so bye for now...

We talked, sorta

2009-09-24T15:22:00.004-06:00

Well I decided since I made such a big deal about friend requesting "da body", I might as well talk to him. So i went to his page ( which at this point I have thoroughly went over with a fine tooth comb, comments, pics, tha works!!.. i know...don't judge) and sent him a message that said : "hey !! whats up???" and he (surprisingly!!) responded "Chillin homie, can't complain, how u?" and i responded ( after doin some celebratory pussay poppin caused he called me "homie"..once again..don't judge) and I responded "pretty good, bored as hell but pretty good..." and then he ...said nothing...I felt like ok, maybe he busy, he had to go, or maybe just maybe, he is just not that into me...Yeah , I know, It took me a while to figure that out but , yeah, he is just not that into me. i know for a fact that men are not that complicated when it comes to whether or not they are feeling a girl. The fact that I went and found him and said the first hello, makes me realize that he ain't that into me. It is so funny because I just this moment, as I was writing this post came to this shocking realization. I cant believe I did not see this before. Well I guess the Lord gives us aha!! moments when he feels we have learned our lesson. So what is the lesson that I have learned?? Well for One, I need to stop going crazy daisy over a dude just because we had a nice conversation. Two, I need to realize what dudes are really in my league( if you see this dude and then take a look at me, you will see that we are mismatched as fck!!, He is a friggin body builder and I am a super doughy fat ass, i am keeping it as real as ever...) and stay away from said dudes. Third, while it was "brave"( still debating whether this is true) of me to friend request him, I was better off not doing it but, I do not regret doing it though because I learned a valuable lesson, one that I already knew but CLEARLY needed to learn again.. *sighs* Well ,another post that has gone south.. eh!!!... It is what it is *kanye shrug*

So ,he accepted

2009-09-23T04:09:00.009-06:00

Ok, so yesterday, I took my ass on to Facebook for a variety of reasons. One, to check out some pics my cousin took from her mini vacation in DR, Two, to play SororityLife and Mafia Wars (good games, btw) and Three, to see if this dude( who I have now nicknamed "da body") had accepted my friend request. Well, color me surprised, "da body" accepted my request..I damn near did a j-sett spin with a dramtic cunt faint(youtube it if ya don't know what I am talkin bout) when I saw he actually accepted. I was so surprised and stuff. I mean why did he accept it?? Does he accept all friend request or is he like me that only accepts from people he know?? I had and still don't have any idea why he did it. Maybe it is because he remembered me from the place we met and wants to get to know me better..who knows.. Maybe he accepted me cause I am FB friends with the person that we both know..IDK...but what I do know is that he accepted and that is all that mattered to me.I went to his page , checked out his pics (which are sexay as fck *fans self*) and just kinda hung out on his page and went through it...I mean he seems like a uber nice person and I still feel attracted to him. I told my friend and she said I should say hi, chat with him a bit and then ask him out for a drink *slams brakes*..excuse me!??! You want me to actually talk to him and then ask him out for drinks??? This chick must be bananas!!! It took me almost a month to friend request dude , now you want me to chat him up and try to get a date!!! Now, I know she is 100 percent right, butttttttttt, that don't mean I am gonna do it... In case she and the 2 of y'all that read this here blog don't know, I am a confident bitch when it comes to work, school and other shit like that...but when it comes to men..I am a stephon marbury crying in my webcam while listening to sad gospel songs level bitch... I have trust issue with men(for a variety of reason) and I also have issues expressing my feelings when it comes to men. I am so used to getting shot down that even when a man my genuinely likes me, I have wall I put up in order to protect my heart from hurt. I know I am wrong but since the last man I dated (mind u I was 18 when this happened, 25 now...yeah I know...)did me so dirty...,slept with my ex best friend, got her pregnant, was forced to marry her, then he was stalking me for a time...but, that is a whole other post. My point is that he did me wrong, real wrong and it hurt. It caused me to put up a guard around me, hence why he is the first and only man to have/receive oral sex with/from me. He is the reason for my no oral sex rule, b/c he already met me knowing full well he wasn't gonna have sex with me..(he was understanding..he really was, until he cheated...) Soooooo, basically what I am trying to say is that while I am crushing on this dude, I probably wont act on it. I know I ain't his type and pretending to be will be foolish on my part. I am a realist (in most situations) and I know when the truth is the truth..The fact that he accepted my friend request does mean he likes me like that; it could and does mean he likes to meet people. I mean its not like he went searching for me, I went and found him so.... so that is that...damn this post went from happy to sad in one fail swoop..but, it is what it is.. much luv to y'all.

new musack

2009-09-22T01:49:00.008-06:00

so here i am once again given yall some new musack..don't judge my spelling..i bought my college degree...so lets start *shoulder shakes*

first up i start with my bitch, lady gaga...i luv this chick so much..her style, her music..the fact that she can sing live and still blow most of these other hoes out the water( and yes this is aimed at cassie) ..i mean granted some things she does i cant cosign (that red lace outfit with the crown at the vmas, for one) but everything else, i luv. here is the new video for her song, "paparazzi" this video is just under 8:00 but i dig it..

next up we have miss chrisette michele...i am slowly becoming a stan for her, lol..her new album epiphany is good from beginning to end ,which we all know is rare with albums these days. the songs that speak to me are "notebook" and "mr.right." i luv them so very much, i do..so i will post both of these song for u guys to hear...

this is notebook (btw this is a fan made video)

this is mr.right

next up is mah boo, trey songz..i have a bit of an healthy obsession with him. i luv his music and he is SO DAMN FINE... i will admit that sometimes his eyes be lookin crazy like serial killer eat ur liver as a snack crazy ,but that is ok, i don't think he would kill anyone, at least on purpose...anyway, his new album, ready and it is just wonderful.. i like it ( gotta admit i am trying to luv it) the songs that speak to my soul are "neighbors know my name" and " black roses'.. there are no videos for these songs, but u can listen and feel them...

neighbors know my name(i friggin wish.....)

black roses( it is such a prince type song )

and as a bonus scratchin me up..cause really that song does something to my spirit..*hoses self*

well that is it for now..oh wait...a bonus , letoya luckett.. i am liking her new album and her new song "not anymore" is tha biz.. cant find the vid but i did find an acapella version of her singing and well..bey was lying when she said only her and kelly could sing...

well that is it for now...peace and luv yall..

So I did it

2009-09-21T12:27:00.007-06:00

Ok, remember when I said I would NEVER , EVER, request that dude that I liked, on Facebook as friend??? well... I did and well..I actually feel good about it. I just had a epiphany (btw, love that new Chrisette Michele album...Notebook and Mr. Right are my jams...). I was up one night thinking about life and such and came to a couple of realizations. One, I need a damn job, cause I am getting bored as shit staying home all the damn time. Two, I need to get on the ball with dropping some weight even though I have lost some, my pants is fittin loose and shit w/o my girdle on ... and Third, life is short and I don't wanna live with regrets in my life. Now, I never have and never will have regrets but the more I thought about this dude, the more I said "shit might as well". As I said I was up and thinking about life and decided that he is cute and we had a good convo,so why should I not wanna see if it was possible to gain a new friend??? So I took my ass on over to Facebook, went to his page( which at this point I could do in my sleep, don't judge) and hit the friend request button. I was cool with it ......until I turned off my computer.. I don't know what happened but I had a damn panic attack. I felt hot and cold at the same time , it was crazy.I told my mom that I felt hot but my hands felt cold and she said that is a sign of diabetes *rolls eyes* Anywho, I was on full-on panic mode, so I had to go back on my computer, log on to Facebook and take that shit back. So I did that and went along my day......Then I got to thinkin again "bitch why don't u just do it", So five minutes after I took the request back, once again I turned on my computer, logged on to Facebook and friend requested him ...I turned off my computer and felt a strange sense of calming come over me that I hadn't felt in days. Why I had the mini panic attack , I do not know but I do know that at the end of the day , whether he accepts my friend request or not , I did something I was afraid to do, I took a risk which I don't often do. Even if he does not accept the request (which he hasn't as of yet) I know that i did something I was afraid to do..and I loved it.

feelin some kinda way

2009-09-14T01:08:00.012-06:00

OK, last time I was tellin yall bout this dude I was crushing on. OK, so I decided that I was gonna try to find out more about him. So, I took my trusty ass on to Google, which, if you know me, know that I hate with a passion,( I am a Yahoo bitch till I die...) but if you are trying to find someone it is the best search engine to use. *tru talk* Moving on, I typed his name into Google and what is the first thing that came up??? his Facebook, of course. *sighs* I clicked it and sure enough it was him and I swear I almost had a panic attack.. I mean it was him, the dude I had such a great convo with at that place...I mean he looked even better in the picture..Part of me wanted to steal the pic but then I said that sounded crazy..like stalker crazy *lil sidenote*.. I may or may not have done that before btw to certain other people I caught feelings for...* ANYWAYZ*... I was then left with whether or not I should friend request him.. I told myself OK, we had a great convo and stuff and he does seem nice ..but what if he does not accept?? Will I look all desperate and shit??? So I went around and asked my bff and she said JUST FUCKIN DO IT!!! and I said, I won't cause I have some issues with my weight and how guys perceive me..I am a big gurl and semi happy with it..I mean I don't want to be that big chick who wants the in shape dude who won't want my ass back...I know this sounds about as mature as Kanye West snatching mikes from sweet country music singing teens at award shows talkin' stuff, but this is my real dilemma(see what lack of a job gets ya *sighs* )....So in my infinite wisdom, I decided to friend request someone that knows him( who I know personally btw, I don't go around friend requesting complete strangers unless they hot *POW*) to just see if I can find out more about him(yeah I know, I am going in..). All I found out is ....nuthin much. He leaves funny messages that I guess refer to personal jokes him and the person I know share..So then I really didn't want to message him cause now I like damn, they talk to each other a whole lot and well..hmmm.. *scratches head* So where am I going with this??? Basically, I would not friend request him if you paid me one million dollars and added that Trey Songz would sing his entire music catalog to me while naked and then let me have his way me *fans self* *sips water to cool down*..I would (with a heavy ass heart)still say no thank you cause I just can't..I want to but I just can't..So this long ass story that I have just typed was meant to say that I have no spine, am full of bitchassness and will not friend request some dude that I think I like.. So this rant be done,good day and much love....

I gotta crush

2009-09-10T09:05:00.003-06:00

So here's the deal: I met a dude at a place and idk what happened but suddenly he is all in my brain and wont leave. His swag is sick and to me he is fine as all hell. He has this whole bad boy swagga but yet he seems like he has a heart of gold. I wanna talk to him so bad but I know I am not his type of girl. He is so fit and brolic and I am so not fit and fat. I mean we had a great convo and he told me so much about his life that I was surprised. I mean I am used to strangers telling me their business including one chick who told me she was having an abortion that day and was nervous ..I know why she told me idk..anyway but this felt so different. I am so not used to dudes being all open with me unless they have known me for a while but this dude was telling me all kind of stuff about his life and I felt so like wow...Now in my mind, I want him..badly...I feel like we will meet again and get to know each other better.. I haven't felt this way about a dude since college when I had a crush on some guy..Yall know the feeling I am talking about, that happy warm feeling, cant think about nothing but that person...I cant stop smiling every time I think of him and our convo...I mean we talked about music, which we have the same likes and dislikes.. Now I am not gonna put his business that he told me in the street because that is not it but I will say once again he did tell me things I was surprised he would tell me. *EXHALES SHARPLY* I feel better now that I have typed this out but I still want him and I feel that he could cause me to break some rules..(in my dreams..he fine and all but my rules is my rules) So I will just go on about my day and try to stop thinking about him...I try *sighs*

video of tha day

2009-07-20T16:45:00.002-06:00

now yall know i don't do this often but when i do u know it is good times...so in case u have not heard there is a wonderful new song out called addicted to boyz..by a ghay man and let me tell u..i love it and want this song as my ring tone.. the vid has it all ..nappy peen hair, peen shakin', peen outline under shirts....watch the video and tell me how u feel *squeals*

Tha rules to datin moi: updated version

2009-03-04T00:30:00.005-06:00

see the original here

Hey y'all, what it do and stuff. I have been busy with school and stuff..but I am here now and I have decided since I have done some growing in the past year, I should update THA RULES TO DATIN MOI, so *stanky legs to the left* lets start:

1) I am a virgin and plan on staying that way until i see a ring on it. I am sorry I have not met any dude who is worth me showin' a brastrap to much less my cookie pot. I have no desire to have sex now or anytime in the immediate future, so if u meet me just know you are ain't gettin' none. (lil sidenote: handjobs and eating me out count as sex to me and I won't be doing that either....)

2) I willing to date a man from an island as long as you are not a) crazy as all hell, b) controlling and c) ignorant. I have come to the realization that while most island men are ignorant, controlling and crazy as all hell, there are exceptions to that so I am willing to give it a try.

3) I am a big gurl and probably always will be. Now I am losing weight but not b/c I have to but b/c I want to. I say that I am a big gurl b/c some of the dudes who have approached me seemed to have not noticed this b/4 they approached. Like for example this Jamaican dude who was tryna holla at me. He was nice in his approach and did not fall into the category of island men i usually avoid..so i gave him my number. We talked on the phone for a while and then he lost me, cause he started with the he "wanna do me speech" and then turned around and said I need to walk more to throw off some weight.. Now u see shit like that gets your ass denied..If I was not your ideal chick then please don't step to me thinkin b/c I am big the self esteem is low and I am easy...If you need something warm , tight and wet to stick your dick into, may I suggest a warm pie from McDonald's..

3) I need a dude who is settled down and ready for a future. If you are over the age of 25 and still figuring shit out, I advise you go that way with that b/c I don't need or want it.. My life is reaching a point of being settled and you need to either be heading towards settling or already there. By settling I mean , having a career goal, going to school headed towards a career or a career in which you are making decent money and have job advancement opportunities... If this does not sound like you ..then *points to the door*

4) I have and will always have natural hair...I don't do perms (anymore) or anythang that straightens out my natural curl.. I have no plans to change or alter my hair to please anyone. If you don't like it then don't come talk to me..Some dude actually walked up to me and asked me "Why u can't do your hair" ... I just looked at him and walked past cause I knew my hair was done so I did not even need to dignify his ignorance with an answer.... So if natural hair is not your thang, * points to the door again*

5) I have no plans to ever live with a dude unless we are married. Now like I said I knock no one for doin what they wanna do but me I will not be playing at marriage. If we live together , then we should be married ( in my mind)...I have no problems spending the nite or going on vacations but as far as living together..I vote no with a Solange cd in hand....

6) I will forgive a lot of things.. If you cheat on me, I will forgive it (once!!!), If you lie to me, I will forgive it ( only for so long and depends on how deep the lie is ) but one thing that has a one strike rule is if you hit me or verbally assault me in anyway , shape or form. I will never ever condone abuse from any dude at any time. We have all at this point heard about and seen the pics of Rhianna from the (alleged, gotta put it , its the future lawyer in me ) assault with Chris Brown.. If it was really Chris's hand s that put them marks on her face, she betta leave that man b/c my philosophy is if you can get to the point where you are mad enough to put your hands on someone you apparently love then you can get to that point again and I for one will not be waiting around for you to get to that point again b/c next time I may not make it out..Shoot.., Any man who lays his hands on me will be met wit some serious problems in his life. I say if you hit me you betta choke me out or kill me b/c if there is breath and lucidity in my body , trust and believe it will be a brawl in that place and one of us may not make it out alive.

7) You still need to be taller than me to date me , cause I just can't with the short dudes. This one short dude I know is fine as hell but i can look over his damn head and I am just above 5'4.. So all i ask for is 5'7 and above.

Well this my new and shorten list. I left out respect and decency b/c those should be givens... So once again, if u like it, thanks, u don't, whateva. Either way I am still gonna be me...

everythang must go!!!

2009-01-17T22:01:00.002-06:00

hey yall, in order for me to truly enter 2009 i must clear out my inventory of f**kery fueled pics from 2008. so in the next five (or six) post i will do just that.. so hang on to ur socks!!!!!

someone is with me!!!

2009-01-06T00:20:00.008-06:00

*Well today I was watching TV and I happened upon that new show on MTV called Daddy's Girls with Angela and Vanessa Simmons. Idk what the concept of the show is and honestly I changed it after about ten minutes b/c I was getting bored with it, buttttt I did stay long enough to hear Angela say that she (like me!!!) is a virgin and is planning on waiting until marriage to have sex. I really though i was all alone in this b/c i swear all the ppl I meet or that are around me are getting dicked down (or pussy whipped) by someone.. I think that she should really promote this more b/c the yung ppl of this generation need to see someone that is in the public spotlight and yung deciding to wait until marriage ( and really mean it *cough Britney cough*). Now idk why Angela made her decision but I made mine b/c too many of my friend were falling victim to dick.. By the time I was in 8th grade I had known at least three pregnant chicks in my life at that point. I also saw alot of yung chicks in my family having kids. So in my mind I felt that I am not ready to be anybody's mama so I put a chastity belt on it. This started my thinking but as I got older and experienced life more, I just felt that sex was being given so free and loose that it just reinforced my belief. Now I don't knock anyone for deciding to have sex b/4 marriage nor do I think my opinion is the end it all and be it all but to me I would rather wait until I am in the ultimate committed relationship , which to me is marriage b/4 I have sex. So to Angela Simmons I say thank ya to all of us ppl who decide to keep our legs closed until their is a ring on it.

* U should notice my use of capital so you know I am being all serious and stuff...

happy dappy new year yall.....

2009-01-03T03:01:00.004-06:00

hey yall ( the two ppl that read this here blog....) just wanted to wish u and urs a happy dappy new year and all that. my wishes for this year are to get more ppl to read dis here blog, lose weight, eat better, go to the doctor, graduate college, apply to law school... so wish me luck ( hopefully ur new years wishes come tru too...) and as to the pic above..expalin (not a typo..) her tattoo to me b/c i am real confused... so get ready for more fuckery!!!

video of tha day!!!!

2008-12-23T00:08:00.003-06:00

i saw this video and realized we realllllllllllly need female rappers in this game cause if this chick, kanary diamond is her name, is the best we could do....we gotta do better.. pay attention to certain thangs in this video..

1) the mintymason dancing while miss diamond sits naked behind a bag...
2) the bommkat approved dancing in this video...
3) her lyrical content..

how nice ( and video of tha day)

2008-12-19T04:40:00.003-06:00

well it seems tha brandy and monica have ended their media started beef with one another. i guess they both realize they just too damn old to be havin beefs... they cam together to do a performance and it was really nice to see. brandy was so happy to be singin, idk why but she was... here the vid:

in tha club: celeb addition

2008-12-19T03:32:00.012-06:00

well in case u did not know celebs just like us, go to clubs and get their partay on too.....well *rubs neck* lets start:

i don't like this woman.. i really don't.. something about her makes me feel that she is a durty bird and i just cant with her and her nonsense.. in case u don't know her name is rosci and she is from 106 and park on barely entertaining television ( excepts when the keyshia cole show is on b/c that show is truly sent from heaven).... her overdone puerto rican accent is what really gets me b/c i have yet to find a puerto rican that speaks like that have jizz speckled with ball hair coating their tongue.... at least her outfit is nice in this pic.....

speak of jizz coated tongues....there is no way to convince me that neyo does not know exactly what dick taste like..... i am sorry but he just oozes tang juice... now his music is haute as all hell but he is not fooling me at all... i know he has ball sweat in a pyrex vile in his backpocket... and him always putting up the peace sign is just gettin me angry ( i will leave him and his hat alone b/c neyo w/o a hat is just a sight that is not meant to be seen)

why wesley snipes is in a club and not rotting a jail cell for tryna cheat the government is beyond me..anywho he is at the club at a partay they had for keri hilson..who knew they knew each other...and far as the asian man , idk who is...

queen pen will always hold a special place in my heart right next to khia.....anywho idk why she has tha salty look on her face but it could be a variety reasons... first maybe she mad b/c most ppl don't know who she is, her music is now selling for 49 cent at ur local target bargain section, her pants are too tight and causing her vagina to sweat and itch or just cause that is her general look...i say that it is her general look and i vote yes... but her two tone hair is annoying the hell out of me though...( see gets a pass for the sunglasses in a dark club b/c she has some eye issues but in general i hate with a passion ppl who wear sunglasses at night....)

i like me some ryan leslie...i love the mans music ... now i am pretty sure he has tasted some balls in his lifetime but he still cool and stuff... now idk who was the recipient of the deadly sideye he is thrown but i know the felt the wrath b/c i do... i bet some chick tried to get his digits and obviously she was not in the know that ryan likes his mates with dicks.....

well this ends in the club :celeb addition, see celebs partay just like us....

video of tha day!!!

2008-12-14T03:55:00.003-06:00

now i admit i have a shitload of work to do buttttt..... that is neither here or there..anywho, i was lookin bout the net for fuckery and well.. i found this video and i have three things to say:

1) i will never listen to trey songz the same way again.
2) the moans , 1:40......
3) wtf at the end???

video of tha day

2008-12-04T02:20:00.002-06:00

i'mma just post this video w/o one comment except that i'mma assume this yung man was not hugged enough as a child...

video of tha day

2008-11-26T00:54:00.006-06:00

now i probably wont do this everyday but i have found a video that i think is just wonderful. a group of yung fine upstanding men decided to do a video response to beyonce's "single ladies" and well it is...what it is. first off the name of their song is "single niccas" and they are talking about head giving... now i admit this song borders on disrespectful but i would gladly give some knob service to the lead man singing( if i was giving out that service which i don't to anyone , btw). he is too cute *fans self* anywho i will like u to pay attention to certain elements of this video

1) the utter lack of a video concept (closesups of cheese ???wtf???)
2) the utter lack of a cohesive song concept
3) the wonderful use of windows movie maker as a video editor
4) finally just listen to the words not b/c they make much sense but because they are somewhat funny

i agree with her

2008-11-26T00:12:00.004-06:00

(neva thought i would see the day that i would agree with someone with the name of supahead as a nickname)

heylo yall, what it do!!!! anywho i was making my daily trips around internet land and i happened onto karrine steffans website. she had video blog about her relationship with lil bow wow. first off b/4 i start with what i think, i just wanna say that i cate lil bow wow and all he stands for. idk why but something about him makes me walk away from television when his image pops up, turn his songs off whenever i hear them, call him lil bow wow even though mi know he changed his name, u know shit like that...anywho back to karrine she basically in her video blog said it ain't anybody business who she is or is not dating or getting the grease from and she will not respond to the rumors or confirm or deny anything(including her supposed pregnancy) ... now i hate to say it but i agree with her. now admitted she made herself famous by airing her dirty laundry about her hoe shit filled pass but i still believe she deserves to have some privacy when she deems it fit. now to me obviously she and lil bow wow are gettin something poppin' off and she may or may not be carrying his seed, either way it is really her business and she is a grown woman so i say leave her alone.... if lil bow wow does her dirty then maybe we may get another video about what his taste in anal probes are( yall gotta remember when she was stuck on eddie winslow and was talking about his alleged love of anal probes after he played her out???) so karrine while i don't always agree with all the shit u do, i respect ur gangsta on this .....

here is the vid if u would like to view it y'all

i'm back!!!!!

2008-11-19T00:24:00.003-06:00

( i just like this pic and the caption...no words for it)

ok ok, yall ppl i be's back. to all the four of yall that read this i am so sorry i took a hiatus but i am back and ready to blog. lets see what has happened in my life... my aunt was viciously mugged in my building (thank God she is ok) , i have one more semester in school and i will be the proud owner of a bachelors degree, and i am still manless and still a virgin. anywho i am back and i hope to stay back. so i will be writing post most everyday just to entertain myself and the two ppl who read this here blog..

new musack

2008-07-27T21:11:00.004-06:00

what it do, ppl. i am back with the music that is movin my ass from left to right so lets start.

first up is jazmine sullivan. now i knew about her for a minute but a lot of ppl are just getting to know her. her voice is so passionate and beautiful. i love it so. i hope she keeps going for ages to come. she is talented, pretty and she does not have to do hoe shit to get on (cassie!!!!) .

next up is ashanti. ok i admit she is not the greatest singer and she also has the voice ands attitude of a sixteen year old but this song "good, good" is the pretty catchy. i love the vid(damn me and my vintage lovin ass!!!) and the song is cute. so give it a listen and tell me what u think.

moving along, next i have keri hilson. i love this chick. her sounds is not new but it is different than what is out there now. her new song "energy" is the bomb. i cannot wait until her album hits the stores, i think i may actually purchase her cd. just maybe i will.

lastly, i have my future husband, trey songz. i am in serious love with this man. something about him makes me wanna jump his bones...... (pause, i am a virgin , let me calm down) anywho, he has a new video out called , missin' u. i like the song but the vid is clearly old b/c he has braids and as any tru stan would know he cut his hair recently. so anyway watch the vid and feel his vibes!!!

alright this is all i got for now, so take a listen and tell me what ya think

in ur dreams, kelly

2008-07-21T10:48:00.007-06:00

word on the voodoo circuit is that miss kelly rowland is saying that destiny's child may be makin some sort of comeback in the coming year. according to kelly,

"Me and the girls never split up - we are as close as we always were, like sisters, and we may do some projects next year."

yeah, sure u guys will get back 2gether. kelly, my advice is u move to the uk where ur music is loved and appreciated and just give up on destiny's child reuniting. u know beyonce aint gonna do it, and michelle may actually have a chance at a solo career (her new song is the bees knees, btw) so kelly i know ppl say that if u say something out loud it will come tru but in this case it aint happening until all yall are in ur 30s and money is getting tight ala envouge.

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Part Three of the my official B.E.T. award show sum up

2008-06-26T04:07:00.006-06:00

Ok , so now the first hour is gone and we are into hour 2 and 3. so let the madness continue( lil sidebar: sorry took so long for this to be up, I had some server issues but I am cool now)

Hour 2 and 3

So now hour two begins with everybody’s fav voice box man, T-pain. (lil sidebar: to all the other singers who have been using voice boxes recently, stop it and leave T-pain’s source of income alone. The man is a decent singer at best so let him have the voice box) Anywho, he had some special guests such as Dj Khalid, Flo Rida , Big Boi Rick Ross, and my fourth in line baby daddy, Ludacris. I liked the performance overall. Moving on, Gabby “finally doin a movie which unfortunately is a future Blackbuster feature” Union and Derek Luke presented an award and UGK, AND Outkast won Best Video for their song “I choose u”. Well the whole crew and Pimp C’s wife came on stage and that is all I am gonna say about her, she is a widow, so she is being spared. Hopping along, Down Low Hugley came back with some more wack ass jokes and introduced some gospel dude named Marvin Sapp but called him Warren Sapp. Mr. Sapp performed, DL apologized, and Sapp won an award and walked off like a tru pimp. So more commercial and then Chris Brown performed and killed it. Him and Ciara showin some faux bumping and grinding was mega hot. I will even say his singing was hot. The water in the back showing the images was cool. All in all a cool performance (Usher is now curled in in the fetal position, rocking back and forth while Mr. Tameka Foster plots ways to take out Chris Brown) Then we had the barely relevant gumbo mix of Solange, Cassie, Brandon something or other, Soulija Boy, and David Banner (tell me he was not killin all yall softly with his almost metrosexual swagga, loves it!!!) they were encouraging ppl to vote and whatever. Anyway, Kanye and T-pain won an award and T-pain decided he was gonna take two years to get on the stage. I was just sitting on my couch (not laughing, btw) wondering wtf he was trying to achieve (lil sidebar: I understood his message, his looooooooooong journey, blah blah, blah,). So I tuned out and when I came back Al Green was on stage,( “I would like to thank the Academy, so funny”) and he performed, I two stepped and was happy( Usher at this point is in his green room sniffling as Tameke gives him a coffee enema, he is all cried out all he can do is enjoy his enema and eat his pot of pig feet and clams gumbo that Jay-z had airlifted for him from the kitchen of Mama Tina.) it was the bomb and I think Al Green showed all the yung cats what classic music is all about. Skipping some shit u don’t care about and stopping at Rihanna performing. It was miles ahead of Keyshia Cole but it was Rihanna so I was not expecting stellar singing. I got what she could give which good enough singing to keep her record deal (unlike some ppl who have to give the boss a knob job and wax his nuts to keep their contracts *cough * Cassie *cough *) Heading to the end Debra Lee and her rosy ass cheek came on stage and help present an award to Quincy Jones. Then Queen Latifah came on stage (copped Debra digits) and presented Quincy with the award for Humanitarian of The Year. I like Quincy, he gives back even though he is not expected too and that to me is a wonderful thing which I hope to do once I become a rich and sucessful. So moving away from this and the end is so near so I will be brief. Ashanti discusses her good good (I know it is the title of her song but really, album sales are really getting that bad, what’s next, Janet Jackson, skrippin’ at Magic City * sigh *) Nelly performs, (eh, Ciara was their, really all i cared about) Alicia Keys wins an award (oh I give her a sideye and a bitch please on her the death of the word “can’t”. Please so how will I be able to tell her that “no, I can’t eat ur cookie pot, I don’t swing that way.” So sorry cant is still in the building. Her intent was nice but really, just accept ur award, thank B.E.T, ur record company, the fans and sit the hell down). Finally we end with Lil Wayne and T-pain performing (eh, I was still annoyed by Miss Keys but I still enjoyed it) it was good and a perfect way to end an alright show. I vote next year Usher is not asked back, Crime Mob opens and Color me Badd closes. Oh how I wish……

SOME PERFORMANCES, ONCE AGAIN THEY GOIN DOWN FASTER THAN A HOOKER ON KOBE SO WATCH THEM FAST!!!!!

Lil Wayne and T-pain

Ri-ri DOIN HER THANG

Marvin Sapp bring the church

Chris Brown doin his thang (featuring Ciara)

gotta bounce

2008-06-25T10:36:00.002-06:00

sorry to leave yall dry but i g2g for a min. please believe i will be back with my full report on the b.e. t awards.

Part Two of the my official B.E.T. award show wrap up

2008-06-25T09:36:00.008-06:00

Ok, so we have now left the stupidity of the pre-show and now we are on to the main event.

Hour 1

The show opened with Usher performing The Funky Chicken (I wish he would have instead of the fuckery that ensued) any who he was suspended from some metal bars and on either side of him were screen. On his left one said “ Here” and the other said, “ Stand”. He was in the middle so, u get it???? “Here I Stand??? Ok, hope ya do, moving on, he took off the straps and jumped off the stage and proceeded to lipsych. Now Usher, why u gotta lip-synch. I know u were flippin round the stage like a damn acrobat but still, why lip-synch??? U can sing so why do it. Anyway he moved around a lot, some dancers came out (I honestly thought it was Dainty Kane doin the dancing for about a good minute, hey albums sales are down, I just assumed) he pumped his pelvis violently a couple of times, did the same tired ass dance moves from the video and finally ended the misery. Now I will keep it real and say it sucked ass real hard (Kobe, tell me how my ass taste????) he looked out of shape, had a gut and on top of it all was lip-synching. I blame his “wife” for this. The man has lost his swagger since he married “her”. Overall I was disappointed and wish he would have went someplace in the middle b/c he opened the show on a shitty note. I personally think Solange should have opened the show. Now that would have been so hot gumbo action. (lil note: the quotes around the term “wife” and “her “ are there b/c I just cannot believe Tameka Foster was born a woman and unless I get a DNA test or see her in a “Black Tail” layout spread eagle , I will keep my quotation marks when I refer to “her” )

So the shows starts, Mc Lyte is yelling the names of all the ppl who are there( I mean was it just me who had to turn down the t.v several times because Miss Lyte was yellin shit???) then she finished and D.L Hugely came up on the stage to little fanfare ( they like me probably wondered why the valet parker boy was hosting the show). I mean he is really not that funny to me (I will give him the benefit of being a step above Mike Epps) nor is he that charming but hey I guess Monique SAID NOPE) so he continues and finally he introduces the first presenters who are Jennifer Hudson and Terrence Howard. He came with a guitar, she came w/o the common sense to realize that dress was to damn tight, so I just assumed friggin nonsense was to occur and I was right. They were flirting, there was some singing and guitar playing and Terrence was just staring at her titty cannons. (btw, Jen let ur stylist know she or he shall burn in hell for the way u dress. If it takes 14 ppl, a bottle of Crisco, 245 hail Mary’s and a priest to compel the power of Christ to get u into a dress I vote u try another one. ) So they say the nominees (lil note: wtf was up with the intros to the nominees this year, smdh) anywho they get to the announcing the winner and Terrance” like a pimp” Howard informs Jennifer “lookn like a ten pound bag of sugar in a 5 pound sack” Hudson that she has to find the envelope and she starts looking and luckily find sit in his coat pocket. The winner is announced and it is Chris Breezy (why even bother to tell u the other nominees, Chris Brown already had it in the bag) he came up, said some words and skipped along his way ( oh not b/4 opening the flood gates of a million for Lil Wayne chants) next up Yung Jezzy and Kanye performed. It was ok, nothing special cept close ups of Al. B. Sure’s spawn rollin with Diddy. Then Frankie and Neffie came on the screen to remind all of us that toxic shock syndrome is a real and preventable disease. Ok, ok they did not but they did remind us to vote for Viewer’s Choice while reading poorly from their cue cards. Hey at least they read them and did not ad lib. (lil sidenote: Neffie was really tryna be a wardrobe malfunction with that dress and wtf was up with the commercial during the show, KINKY CURL??????, WHY???) . After the break, the raw ball of emotion that is Keyshia Cole came on the stage in a dress sewn by Frankie. Now I will be real and say that I wish God would have sent some voice training down from heaven for Miss Cole as she was singing “Sent form Heaven). I mean she sounded out of tune ( got better when she got off that pedestal thing). Anywho she skripped off her fabric patchwork skirt and proceeded to perform :Let it Go” while dong some choreography. It was bad b/c she was all out of breath ( lil sidenote: Keyshia we do not expect chorography from u, so it is ok to just sing and two step, we understand) the Lil Kat came out and started rapping. Her hips look like she been getting it hard from a twenty-inch peen. Her hips are spread boy!!!! Anyway they performed and some zesty ass men came and stared fanning them, which was upsetting, but at least Keyshia stopped dancing. So that was the end of her performance. Now, I am gonna skip some parts now b/c they were just that good. Neyo performed, ( Usher was crying in his green room) Morris Chestnut gave some award out (others were with him but I was focused on him ) Alicai keys did her thang wit the old school girl group thang, SWV, En Vougue and TLC , hot!!!!!( lil sidenote: I personally would have added Brownstone, Jade and Total to tha mix. I can just imagine Total seeing Diddy and wildin out on his ass) Nicey Nash and some white kids. Kanye wins an award and gets a Shiatsu massage from Lil Weezy and to end the hour the chitlins from Baldwin hills read some cue cards. So all in all a good hour. Now on to hour two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOME OF THE PERFORMANCES, THEY GETTIN TAKIN DOWN LIKE FREE CHESSE SO GET THEM WHILE THEY HOT!!!!!

Yung Jezzy and Kanye West.

Alicia Keys performance (turn the sound waaay up for this one)

Ne-Yo Performance

Usher "Performance"

My official B. E. T Awards Report

2008-06-25T01:20:00.008-06:00

(like the B.E.T. awards, this pic is random as all hell)

First off u will notice I am using capital which means I am being all official here. ok so let me get started on the fuckery that ensued.

Pre Show

This is so easy to talk about. Rosci looked chunky in her dress. Terrance looked like he had on grandpa’s shoes and his 12 yr old nephews suit. Then some ppl performed (Sean Kingston, ur 15 minutes are really being stretch thin yung man) and then Frankie and Neffie came and became the highlight of the preshow. First off if u don’t know Frankie is Keyshia Cole’s mama and Neffie be Keyshia’s sister. Anywho they came up to talk to Rosci and Terrance and not but two seconds later, Frankie dropped it low and then did it again. Rosci (who is such a great authority when it comes to class * note sarcasm *) had to remind her that ppl do not drop it low in evening dresses. I feel that in Frankie’s case she has an exception, her dress was clearly of the ghetto prom variety so she was just fine, shoot she should have swept the floor with it while she was at it. Neffie on the other hand, had on a dress that was one shimmy away from showing her titty cannons and I wanted noting to do with that business, I was praying she had some masking tape on. Now the interview was going well until Pretty Ricky decided to show their faces. Now I could recap what they said (wasn’t much ) but when grown men are wearing matching gold and white baggy tracksuit with their names on it I vote no thank u. moving on just as Frankie and Neffie were about to hit full hood mode Debra Lee ( the h.b.i.c for b.e.t., idk if that is a good thing or a damn shame thing??) came and started talking about being happy about being there, and blah, blah , blah. All the while she is talking Frankie and Neffie feel the need to be hootin and hollrein in the back, so Rosci politely reminded them who paid for their premium yaki and they zipped it sorta quick. So that was basically it for the pre show, (unless I missed Queen Latifiah slippin Alicia Keys her digits) I am done with the pre show, now on to the real thing, THE 2008 B.E.T AWARDS!!!!!

stfu katherine heigl

2008-06-12T12:43:00.007-06:00

once again an actress decided to open her mouth and talk some stuff nobody asked her to say. miss heigl( she is from greys anatomy and some movies) has decided to pull her name from the emmy ballot b/c she feels her work on greys anatomy was not up to par and that her being their could take the shot away from somebody more deserving. now first off that is assuming u would even get the nomination and then u also ASSumed that u would win. so basically u are assuming that the mere presence of ur name will cause such havoc and chaos, bitch please. honestly greys anatomy has been falling down on the writing tip for a minute and the acting has become a little forced and uncaring but yet she is the only twatwad who is taking her name out in the name of " fairness". listen, miss heigl, go to ur fridge, grab a strawberry Capri Sun, and go sit a corner and stfu. that is all.

story curtesy of starpulse.

when stupid ideas happen to clueless ppl

2008-06-12T11:49:00.005-06:00

poor ashanti had some issues with her wonderful site, thewaythatiloveyou.com, it seems some ppl got angry over it and the her label pulled the website. in case u are not in the know, the website enabled a person to make a fake news report of a crime that committed against someone who did them wrong. in it u could choose ur weapon and what the person did wrong. u could also add u and the person's name and then send it to them if u wanted to(a gotcha gram it was called) now when i first saw this i thought it was the dumbest sh$t i had ever heard but then i looked at who was involved. ashanti is no math scholar and she did not just come up with this idea on her own , so i blame her, her mama, her sister , her label and her again (she needs the fire twice) for this ill conceived plan. damn fools.

story curtesy of starpulse.

news u care about, why b/c u do

2008-06-10T14:35:00.004-06:00

(after i laid it on him, he he was too excited, leon powe , luv u )

babies were born ( alba named hers honor, tori named hers stella) diddy did not change his name ( i hoping he had finally changed it to my top choice of stfu please jones. miss rap supreme had a winner, miss steele took the crown( oh if u don't watch that show, i dont know what to say to u except google it baby) r kelly wont testify at his own trial( now that does not show guilt but it does show he is not the most reliable witness, here's hoping jail house orange and raw booty holes are in his future) lil wayne finally has an album out( heard some track and am thoroughly impressed so far, on a sidenote, piles album is also out............................, moving on) and lastly the lakers are playin the Celtics tonight in game 3( here's hopin that the celtics hand the lakers their asses on a platter and they win it all, even though i will admit that the fact celetics almost lost game 2 b/c they got way to comfortable in their lead was worrisome but i know that pierrce, garnett, rondo, cassell, and my future baby daddy leon powe will make it through.) so that be all in the news for today, catch yall 2morrow ,ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh on the tlc tip.

remember when...................

2008-06-10T14:07:00.005-06:00

(i saw this pick and i had a memory slap)

i still remember tha day i was minding my business, watching mtv and a song came on that did not change my life. it was by a group called fannypack and the song was called "cameltoe". now the first thing i thought was this was a joke and these ppl dont really have a major label behind them but...i was wrong. they had a record deal and everything. now i love when ppl come up but when they are singing about a camel toe in a monotone voice, that is when i vote no and ask that they go back to the indie circuit with that shit. i never cosigned these ppl and i never will. i wanna meet the exec that heard this song and said 'ok we are going to release this and promote this song". i will be making a song called "panty pudding" and it will be all about how the sight of norwood young causes my panties to spontaneously combust with panty pudding. wish me luck as i take this song to all the record labels in the land, bet money i will have a deal by 2morrow.
anywho below u will find the wonderful video by the fannypack.

poor janet

2008-06-07T17:28:00.005-06:00

now i am a janet stan. i love the woman i do but i am gonna keep it real and say the her latest album is not all that. it is decent at best. the songs are not up to the level that she is on. it just seems like she is trying to hard to be relevant in todays market. now dont get me wrong, "feedback " is a good song but not a great song. it aint no "i get so lonely". anywho the story goes that her label has stopped promotion on her album and will not be releasing another single. i fell bad but honestly i am not surprised. the album is not bad but it just has a stench of trying to dang hard. i suggest on her next album she get jimmy and terry back , and get back to basics. she is not 20 yrs old right now so hence her music shouldnt feel like it. it is a shame anyway,hopefully she comes out with a better album next time around.

story curtesy of starpulse

good news for neyo's booty hole

2008-06-04T17:22:00.003-06:00

(sweet and tangy just how i like it)
remember back when when neyo was arrested for reckless driving and driving w/o a license???? yeah, i didnt either but i read the story and he pleaded no contest and was sentenced to 24 hours community service and a 1000 fine. well good for him and his booty hole b/c he would have been the sweetest piece of new meat in prison eva. boy oh boy would that have been something. well good for mr. shaffer smith(his name btw, how i love it so )

story curtesy of starpulse
pic curtesy of the private collecetion of rupaul

on a much happier note...

2008-06-04T16:13:00.003-06:00

(has nothing to do with the post but come on u smile, i see it)
the race for the democratic nomination is over and the winner is......................... barack obama. i will say that i am happy for him and i hope that if he wins he keeps up with the promises that he made. now i will be honest(cant be anything else) and say i wanted hillary clinton to get the nomination. i am a big believer in experience and i felt that hillary had more experience to do the job than obama. but at the same time i never doubted obama's drive and hard work. now that race is between mcain and obama, i hope that obama can snag all us hillary supporters. i would love to see a obama-hillary white house. i would vote yes on that any day. so to all the hillary supporters out there, lets foster party unity and put all our support behind obama so that we can finally get a democrat back in the white house.

Love, Bless, Forgive & Release!

2008-06-04T15:42:00.004-06:00

hey yall, I was just about to put up some celeb stuff when i stopped off at one of my fav blogs,lovebscott and watched a video that he had posted up. It was about a child approaching him at the mall and calling him a f@@got . I can relate to his pain b/c I have had ppl (including children) come at me in some real out of polly pocket ways because of my weight. i could list a million stories but I will put one that I will always remember .One time I was on the train and this pretty little girl and her equally as pretty mother came on the train. the little girl looked at me and smiled and i smiled back. she then said "mommy, that lady is a fat ass." i of course was shocked but the mother response is what got me. she said "not so loud, she can hear you" and proceeded to laugh with her daughter. I was upset and wanted to cry but instead I simply got up and moved to a seat further away from them. I just could not believe that a child could be so mean and then a parent could condone such behavior. it upset me and I wish I had gone the root of bscott and told her how I felt. I just thunk it is a shame that ppl are raising their children to have so much hate in their little hearts. I mean children are such pure creatures and should be thought to give respect and be kind instead of lacking respect and being mean. I have a niece right now and if she had did what that child did to me or bscott, you better believe I would take her and make her apologize for her behavior. Damn shame, ppl please train ur children better.

below is a clip of the video with bscott talking about his experience:

where is my shank at

2008-06-03T18:27:00.007-06:00

(this broad right here has some motherf#$kin nerve )

if u are not familiar with her, the broad pictures above is kathleen turner. she is an actress who i will admit is very good at what she does(body heat is no joke my friends, watch it) but she has officially lost her marbles based on some real out of polly locket statements she made recently. to start she did some on Broadway remakes of cat on a hot tin roof and who is afraid of virgina woolf which were movies that included and starred the amazingly elizabeth taylor. so miss turner was doing some interview where she was talking about her roles in these plays and had the scrotes to say:

"I've played lots of roles that Liz Taylor played and played them much better. I like to think of myself as fixing the roles that she played in Cat On A Hot Tin Roof and Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolf."

when i read this, i almost fell the hell out. how dare u say such a thing about someone such as elizabeth taylor. i am hoping she was misquoted or something b/c she cannot be knocking ms taylor. that woman is a a wonderful and incomparable actress. i mean she was killin hoes in "cat on a hot tin roof" and in who's afraid of virgina woolf" she is slayin bitches left and right with her acting skills. how dare that throaty bitch say a word against elizabeth taylor. she needs to get smacked twice for her comments. this is like ashanti doing a remake of mariah carey's song"hero" and saying she did it better justice. i vote we give miss turner a lozenge and banish her to hallmark movies for the rest of her career.

here is a clip from "cat on a hot tin roof"

it is a little long but it shows acting in its truest form

next i have a clip from who is afraid of virgina woolf.

next up, a clip form a little known movie called "reflections in a golden eye"

and lastly to be fair (even though she does not deserve it) a clip form body heat (could not find any clips from her Broadway performances.

story curtesy of starpulse
pic curtesy of bbc.

yes b/c that is always a clear indication

2008-06-03T16:27:00.005-06:00

wow look at brit, she looks amazing!!!

well it is offical, britney spears is not pregnant. you may ask how do i know this and i will say b.c she was photographed smoking and has been going to the gym a lot. ok now really, these are not clear indications that someone is not pregnant especially if that someone is britney spears. it is not like she is the prime model for motherhood here. please i know of someone who is (and always will be) a dumb nutbucket a$#hole who smoked and exercised during her pregnancy. i mean this used condom was smoking two packs a day. the only reason this sperm keeper stopped smoking and exercising was b/c she was giving birth. now i personally dont think she is pregnant , i just think she is bloated from frapp and fried possum withdrawal. so in short, just cause yall sees her smoking and workin out does not mean that she is not with child, but if there is a God she is not.

*btw, this is not britney spears, i know i know i was fooled too but it is in fact britney rears. i mean the resemblance is uncanny. and by uncanny i mean u would have to be blind in one eye and have dried sperm in the other to think this is britney spears

story curtesy of starpulse.

pic curtesy of fobpro.

Been gone for a minute but I am back

2008-06-03T16:10:00.007-06:00

(like the bra that has left her, i will never leave u guys again for so long)

hey yall, I know I have been gone for far too long. So many things have happened and I have not been here to crack a joke on them , but no more. I have been busy with school and now that I am done for the semester, I am coming back to my blog which I love. So I will try my damnedest to be here when a story hits and not after. So sit back and relax as I post fifty million post about stuff u probably all ready know about

who doesn't love babies

2008-01-12T04:01:00.000-06:00

it seems like this year is starting off as baby year. stella macartney dropped a little boy(who knew she was even pregnant and her china is the buisness btw). nicole ritchie had a girl, christina agueriilra dropped a boy , toni collete (she was the mom in little miss sunshine) had a girl and singer monica had a boy.well all i can say is congrats to all. babies are a blessing and they should be treated as such.

youtube is killing my soul

2008-01-10T12:36:00.000-06:00

i have no words for this pic.....none

i swear every time i open my inbox , i get another vid from my friends which kills my soul. so being the nice person that i am , i will share some of them with u.

first up is a video of a man called pete the pervert. all i am gonna say about this is that his laughs is wonderful and his smile is golden. you form your own opinions about everything else.

next is a the video for raz b's new song. now lawd knows this counts as exposure for him but this vid is so funny. i mean it starts off with someone coughing like they swallowed a lemon drop and then he starts dancing and then my soul flew away and vowed not to come back until the vid was done. i mean his dancing was so bad, he was on a roof and the graphics were just the worst and the video "woman" looked like crack whores. but once again u form ur own opinion about it. ohh and to ricky romance *fyi* rapping is not for u my friend.

moving along, i believe u all remember when a certain "tranny" was looking for love on a show called "i love ny". well remember the two brothers who were trying to get with her,named chance and real., well they are in group called the stallionaires and they have music that well.........*blinks twice* sounds .....like..........crap.............. i mean it is bad. the beat is ok but the rhymes sounds like they were written by vanilla ice.

i finish off with with a vid that made me smdh thru the whole thing. it is by an artist named heavy vee and it is called "i don't need a hook" now she very well may not need a hook but what she does need is a girdle. now i am all about big girls doin and doin it big but if u choose to wear tight ass clothes than u should choose to wear a girdle(*cough*cough* jenifer hudson). it just makes u look better. trust me it does. it sucks and pushes everything together creating a nice look but i guess that ain't her thing. so watch the vid and tell me how u feel about it.

spotted the heavy vee vid on cake and ice cream

news that i have missed

2008-01-10T11:45:00.000-06:00

hey yall, i swear i am gonna try to update more, i do love to write. i really do but lets get crackin on what i missed.

1) the story that killed my soul, mr raz b and his brother ricky romance claiming they got molested by chris stokes and then suddenly taking it all back. i felt it was a publicity stunt from the getgo but i wanted to believe it happened b/c i aways got a weird feeling when i looked a chris stokes so i belied it but now they took it all back and now i am left with the question , what has gone wrong in the world when u have to use being molested as a child in order to sell records?? i just wanna know

2) britney spears has officially lost her damn mind. she locked herself in a room with her kid and had to be taken out her house in a gurney which she was strapped into to mental hospital. ok, i could have told u this would happen. i mean really, at this point i am just waiting to read about her suicide attempt. idk what it is going to take to get this woman the help she needs. *smdh*

ok this all i remember for now , so i will be back with more post. so stay tuned.

news that i have missed

2007-12-23T02:59:00.000-06:00

(nothing to do with the post just liked the pic)

well i have not been here in a minute so let me get started on all the news i have missed.

1) apparently birth control is running low b/c celebs are gettin pregnant left and right. first jessica alba got sperminated by some dude named cash warren (who btw is half black, idk why i shared that but i found it out today and he did not look an ounce of black to me but i guess looks can be deceiving). lily allen now says she is pregnant, jaime lynn spears is pregnant at 16 (oh believe me u i will be doing a full post on my feelings on this situation , but for now i will continue) and jessica sierra is now supposedly pregnant by some rapper. i mean really, wow is all i gotta say about all the pregnant celebs.

2) shia lebouf is not going to jail and i am happy for him b/c his ass would have been anally violated in the worst way on the first day. so good for him. i still don't understand the point of getting gully in a walgreen's . oh when two 330 pds dude approach u would probably go into the fetal position and cry but somehow being in a walgreen's bring outs ur inner thug. whateva, just fall the frig back and do movies.

3) grammy were announced and kanye , rihanna, beyonce , amy winehouse and lily allen all got nods. congrats to all even though if i hear umbrella one more time i swear i will find rihanna and her big ass forehead and beat her with a rusty nail covered umbrella.

4)amy winehouse was arrested (no not for killing someone while in a crack induced rage even though i know that it will soon come tru) for allegedly helping her husband scare some dude into not testifying against him. smdh, well she is out on bail now but idk what to say about her at this point. what is next for her, i say prison baby at this point.

i believe i am done with all i remember happening. but on a serious note , i would like to send my condolences to the families of rapper pimp c, lil mama's(her mother passed) family , and anyone else who lost someone this year. loss is a powerful thing, so R.I.P.

such a shame

2007-12-08T05:13:00.000-06:00

(she is so pretty.it's sad to see what has happened to her )

i remember wacthin american idol season four and i falling in love with jessica sierra. i loved everything about her. her voice, her style and her grace were all so on point . i mean i really wanted her to win (or at least get second place) b/c i felt she could be a star. now fast forward a couple of years and she is getting arrested for drug possession of crack , battery and resisting arrest and public drunkenness. i wanna know what happened. she was on a good road and all of a sudden u heard she was being stalked and since then it has all been downhill. idk what to say at this point. she reminds me of britney spears, so much wasted potential. like britney i hope she can tear herself out of this rut and learn her lesson from all of this. i mean she looked like a used and druken mess in her mug shot photos.(click here) i say they should check for heroin too.

here is some good times with jessica:

this performance to me proved why she belonged on idol and why she was destined to be more than what she has become

p.s: i am not even gonna touch the sextape thing b/c it just seems like a natural progression in her life at this point.

story provided by starapulse

here's her wiki and official site.

why do ppl do these things?.

2007-12-08T02:13:00.000-06:00

the above pictured woman is named dessarae bradford. some of u may remember her as the woman who accused colin farrell of stalking her and she also sued him(and lost) for stalking her. she has also written books about colin farrell and about alec baldwin. she has also written a song called "colin farrell is my bitch" and i f@#$ed alec baldwin in his ass." now colin farrell claims he neva met the broad and that she was stalking him. he even got a restraining order against her. well starapulse is reporting that she was arrested for prostitution. well isn't that a nice cherry on top of her cake. now lady let me break it down for u. first, whether or not u slept with colin farrell and he was allegedly stalking u didn't need to do all the shit u did. it wasn't like it was louie anderson. it was allegedly colin freakin farrell. if colin farrell wanted to stalk me and send me thousands of text messages then let him come hither b/c i want it. second, if it was so wrong u should have went t o the police first with all ur evidence instead of filing a lawsuit against him, why b/c i somehow feel safer with police protection then money in my pocket but of course that is just me. third, after all is said and done u write a song about the man called colin farrell is my bitch(which btw sucks ass, just b/c u stick an electronic beat and u talking together does not constitute a song) and a book which in my opinion has u asking to be sued all ova the place. fourth , the whole alec baldwin thing, i mean really. ok u allegedly did him in the ass. good for u , why write a song and book about. u are really lacking attention when u have to go to such lengths to get it. lastly , the prostitution thing, now u claim on ur website(click here to read the whole thing ) that u walked up to a car and struck a twenty minute conversation with a person who turned out to be an undercover cop. now let me tell u something. in order to be arrested for prostitution an offer of sex has to be made and money usually exchanges hands. so it is very hard(ok damn near impossible) to be mischarged on prostitution. now i hope for ur sake u fit the bill of someone who was mistaken why b/c i feel sorry for u b/c u need Jesus (and professional help ) in ur life why b/c what u are doin is trying to bring ppl down by being hurtful and downright evil. like i said b/4 even what u say is true what do u gain except money by doing it? i make jokes and poke fun but u are trying to tear ppl to get famoous and that kind of fame is a false fame. i even saw on ur site that u are sellin' ur own sex tape? i mean why, why , why? i hope u realize that have failed in ur efforts , why b/c colin farrell still gets movie deals and alec baldwin is on a hit show. just stop if not for ur sake but for ur mama's sake.

my hope is that this is not tru but... idk

2007-12-08T01:59:00.000-06:00

i love this drawing. so lifelike and real

well it seems that a new crack head is on the block( we haven't forgotten u amy). starapusle reports that a croatian television network caught fifty and his crew allegedly doin lines of cocaine off a table . now i never saw fifty as a crack man , definitely weed , maybe vicodian , neva crack though. well their is footage of this event, which i will post below. u judge for yourself.

pay attention to when fifty comes out. he looks pretty nervous and guilty to me. hmmmmmmmmmmm.

2007-11-21T13:24:00.000-06:00

after seeing that story about r smelly and neyo i rembererd the drama that happpend when smelly and jay-z did the "best to of both world tour". remember the bitch moves that happened there. the tour started well and was going well(or so we thought) and then one day when the tour hit ny's madison square garden, r kelly claimed their were two men in the audience waving guns at him and then he ran off stage and he claimed that when he tried to return he was sprayed with pepper spray. i remember this b/c my friend told me she never laughed so hard at a grown man but she did admit that once p.dicky, mary j.blige,usher, foxy stick and move brown and jarule came out she could care less about r smelly. well anywho r smelly was kicked off the tour and then sued for 90 million dollars and in his suit he claimed that:

"Jay-Z sabotaged the tour out of "spite and jealousy" toward Kelly's "superior audience draw and Tour profit share. and that he was guaranteed a bigger chunk of the tour's profit (60 percent of the first $15 million in guarantees), which did not sit well with Jay-Z. The rapper retaliated by, among other things, providing Kelly with "lackluster" lighting during the tour's opening shows in Chicago."

then jay-z counter sued for 75 million dollars and in his suit claimed:

" r kelly was prone to crying fits and, in light of his "precarious financial and legal circumstances," desperate for money. and during a set in St. Louis, after leaving the stage to assault the lighting director, "without explanation or apology, R. Kelly returned to the stage, bowed to the audience, changed his outfit, hopped onto a waiting 'People Mover,' and left the venue before the concert was completed...R. Kelly then went to a local McDonald's where he began to serve food to patrons at the drive-thru."

i loved this story, i think the cases were settled out of court but these allegations were funny. i can imagine r kelly runnin like a bitch and cryin. hehehehehe, we will see if neyo decides to sue. i would love to see what neyo says about smelly kelly.

neyo story curtesy of starapulse.com
r kelly and jay-s story curtesy of thesmokinggun.com

r kelly's tour has lost it zest

2007-11-20T21:24:00.000-06:00

well it seems that neyo was handed his walking papers from r piss on ya child(allegedley) kelly's tour.
neyo said that:

"I don't understand their actions because I was rehearsing, doing media, promoting the tour, and performing. In my opinion, I was doing everything possible to make the tour a success. I love being onstage in front of fans because of the immediate feedback you get. You know right away if they are feeling you; and they were really feeling our show."

r. i like it with ur little daughter(allgedly) kelly and his people claim that it neyo did not sign a contract so he was asked to leave . are u mother flippin kidding me, u gonna tell me he just called up neyo one day and said hey u wanna go on tour and neyo said ok and packed his bikini thong underwear and lip glasse and just went. i smell bullshit, i say, bullshit. so ok maybe a contract wasn't signed but we all know the real reason is b/c r.smelly got his feelings hurt, plain and simple b/c neyo was gettin more hoes(male and female) backstage than he was. so he decided to drop him after two shows. now i want to know who will he replace him with. i have some ideas: bobby brown , tevin campbell, kelly rowland(hell her tour is going to the shits so she might as well piggyback on someone else's tour) but we will see. neyo's manager, tango said:

"The fans were really feeling his performances. He's good; maybe he's too good that's the problem."

lastly i would like to say why the hell is neyo's manger named tango. tango????? is he the same dude from i love that damn tranny named new york show???

disney news!!!!!!

2007-11-12T15:54:00.000-06:00

ok if u didn't know , i am a disney stan . straight up. i love me some disney. i watch it almost everyday. so what if i am 23, i can still enjoy the wonderful disney experience. well ok let me start. there is going to be another cheetah girls movie. if u dont knwo about the cheetah girls movies,click here and here. the first movie was pretty good but the second one was a steaming pile of dog poo. it was below par and the i will be honest the first one was cute but the second one was the worse. i mean the plot sucked. the acting was rough to watch and dramatic cunt was on high command in some of the scenes. but disney doesn't know when to leave well enough alone and now a third movie is being planned. now i want to believe this will work but disney rarely does a sequel right( the two exceptions are the lion king and the aladdin movies) and the plots always get really convoluted and hard to follow which just makes u hate the movie and all involved(*cough*cough* high school musical 2). oh yeah they said that raven will not be coming back and i for one am not surprised. raven was neva a member of the cheetah girls, she was just there to lend her start power to the movie so ppl would watch. now that the other girls(adrienne bailon, keily williams,(these two used to be apart of 3 little whores or 3lw to all of yall) and sabrina bryan) are stars on there own raven can go back to releasing her music and doing her show(and keeping her estimated 400 million in cash money company).

next up on the disney list are youtube vids i found involving disney heads.

first up is a vid from a promo concert that raven did when she was 14 at a food court in a mall . u will see a dance contest that nearly killed me. i would like to tell ya what happens but i implore u to watch it for urself.

another vid that i found involves disney heads trying to be rappers. now the main man is not i repeat not a part of disney but the second rapper lil' j is too cute. i actually appreciated his rap(now i am not sayin he was hot but it was good) now the third rapper, orlando brown was a hot and peppery mess. when u start ur rap with the line "hotter than a dragon coochie that is when u know that it is going to suck. just tell me why, why did he do it.

well i am done with the disney why b/c i am gonna watch disney right now.

i am not gonna cry sniff sniff

2007-11-12T15:06:00.000-06:00

well according to one of my ppl on my blogroll, one of the most prolific r&b groups to hit the chart since beatles has disbanded. my ricky, my pretty ricky apparently pleasure (the only singer in the group) left to pursue other endeavors which will be made into a barely entertaining television( b.e.t to all of yall) show. now who is going to serenade my niece at her 2 birthday party , huh?? sure i know tevin campbell is and always will be available but pretty ricky was what i wanted. i mean who could resit them . i mean i group of three medicorce rappers and a barely decent singer screwin and do dance moves only that haven't been seen since la. gears with the blinking lights were hot were hot. i mean my heart is hurt knowing that these fine upstanding individual wont be caressing my ears with classic such as "push it", "just like honey". and my fave "on the hotline." i guess i could always get miss jones ummm.. oh well idk any of her hits but i am sure if i promise her a jelly donut she will be there in a hot second. well i must go and roll around on the floor with my pretty ricky posters and a pint of ben and jerry chunky monkey(what i eat when my world comes crashing down around me like it did today)

story is curtsey of the beatniks

and u want to learn to do this b/c?????

2007-11-12T14:39:00.000-06:00

now idk why but supposedly lindsay lohan wants to learn how move metallic objects with her mind. now why does she want to learn this? what bearing will this have on her life? shouldn't she be more focused on oh idk getting her career back on track, staying away from the crack and praising to GOD her little sister does not follow down her same path? now to me these seem like things of importance. being able to move ur red bull can from point a to point b seems like a minor issue compared to the other crap she has to deal with . acoording to her:

Lohan, 21,(in dog years maybe , this bitch look like 34 going on 40, maiablue) says, "I've always been interested in off-the-wall abilities. And this is a really interesting phenomenon.

ok u like weird shit, we all do but to pay someone to teach u this is like paying someone to pet ur dog while u stand and watch. how about idk......, reading a got damn book or just thinkin....., doing a cotton pickin' movie. once again maybe it is just me. oh yeah and the situation on her head needs some attention. her hair looks like a really bad halloween wig. it looks like it was sewn together with silly string and polyester. it is just wrong , wrong wrong.

story curtsey of starapulse.com

R.I.P Donda West

2007-11-12T14:18:00.000-06:00

the mother of kanye west, donda west died yesterday from complications from surgery. i send my most heartfelt condolences to the family during this very difficult time. she was not only a mother, she was a teacher , and she really and truly seemed to believe in her son. my heart once again goes out to the family and kanye.

hey nick carter stfu

2007-11-08T23:39:00.000-06:00

this what nick does to pics of paris

when celebs open their mouth we all suffer. case in point , nick carter form the backstreet boys( i swear this sounds like the name for a gay porno, i know it has been said but honestly) say the he would neva date paris hilton again b/c she cant carry on intelligent conversations. now i know this is a lie b/c i have figured out that paris hilton is a genius. i mean to go from being rich and well just being rich to making shit movies and albums, going to parties and coming out of cars spread eagle all while making shitty looking bags with ur only slightly prettier sister and somehow making the public care is so genius i cant even speak. now i think the person who couldn't carry on the intelligent convo was nick. i could see paris talking about the world hunger crisis and him responding by saying he needs to go and frost his tips. so to nick carter, i say stfu and don't talk unless u are coming out with another season of that hot peppery mess of a show"the carters"

story curtesy of starapulse

news i have missd and will always miss wekk # idk

2007-11-08T22:59:00.001-06:00

the fact that hugh downs aka mr 20/20 is still alive makes him oh so smashable

well i am soo sorry fro being away,. with school, internship and the occasional crush, i have been uber busy with me life but i have thought about this blog and how much i love it so let me get started

1)well jlo has finally admitted she is pregnant with bio lab exhibits baby. well i told ya (see here) but hey i mean she wearin those frocky mumus so it really wasn't a surprise. i congratulate the happy couple and i hope that the baby(or babies so i have heard ) is born healthy and happy and hopefully eats more than his father does. that man i swear went as himself for halloween. i could see adults running in fear of their lives.

2) once again the heavens have conspired against me and p. dicklick will not face charges for punching some dude in the face. allegedly it was over cassie or his official chrome domer. i always thought there was something off about him and cassie's relationship. i mean we all know cassie is pretty but her voice is not the greatest ok it freakin sucks, i mean it is just bad, i mean honestly so i was not surprised to hear she was suckin and f**kin for tracks.(allegedly) beauty will only get u so far, eventually booty will have to be given up. anywho idk why my dream of turning on the ten o' clock news and hearin that p.diddleduck was buttpounded by two sixteen inch penises wont come true. maybe it is a bit extra but come on, i have been good, i am still pure ,cant i get this one wish. *sigh* , well i guess i will just have to hold out hope that r. kiddypisser sweet ass goes to jail....sometime soon.

3) ok, t.i is home on house arrest and the streets can breathe a sigh of relief knowing that such a dangerous hobbit is being contained, the nyc criminal court was lookin like a really interesting rap concert toady, busta rhymes(he is still alive, i gave up on him after touch it remix number 22) ja rule(where did they find him, in a walmart parking lot rapping for pennies) remy ma( i like her but to shoot someone(allegedly) is so damn stupid and her hair bugs me so much) lil wayne(i respect this man for being on every song he possibly can b4 ppl realize he hasn't had an album in a goooood minute) (the full story is here)

well i am done for now, i know i have missed a huge amount of stuff but i will stick with what i got for now.

news i have and always will miss week #2

2007-10-19T23:28:00.000-06:00

how are yall doin. your girl is doin well . steppin on hammers and missin school but overall i am doin fine. now lets get to what i know i came here for

1) t.i(here's his wkiI)was arrested for allegedly having and purchasing machine guns and silencers. also with him was young dro, his woman tiny(here's her wiki) and some other dude. well the story goes his bodyguard was caught makin the deal and decided (to save his own ass) to cooperate with the feds. now i really want to believe that this is one of those "holdin the black man down" situations but i really don't think so. i just wanan know what he was thinkin when he decided he needed machine guns and silencers. now i know he a little dude but honestly aint nobody going after t.i like that. what did he think the rapture was coming. did a burning bush tell him to get armed and ready? i mean honestly. hopefully theses charges are false(i don't think they are). just to update ya he was denied bail b/c he didn't full meet all the money requirements and even if he does get out he will be on strict ass house arrest and have to get drug tested twice a week. damn shame.

2) p dummy has been accused of punching some dude in a club . apparently him and the dude are friends. now i wish i was that dude and dickpump punched me i would rip off his stupid sunglasses ( i know he had them on b/c the dark lights of a club have been known to ruin ur eyesight) throw a drink into his eyes , directly, and then kick him in the nuts with my heels until i am sure they have fallen off. idk if this is all i would do but i would really have to be in the moment to see what crazy shit i could pull out to do to him. well anywho it was allegedly ova a woman and he may(yeah right) face charges. whateva my dreams of hearing about big bubba takin out his aggressions on piddly's not so virgin ass will neva come true.

3) yeah so brit cant see her kids again b/c apparently her cell phone had bad service and she couldn't get in contact with the drug counselor. now first off who is providing her service the man who invented the wheel.?second, was her house phone deemed useles b/c of all the cheeto dust that has been clogged in it? third she only has one phone , haha, my friend works at roscoe's chicken and waffles and is currently about to purchase his third phone. so she has zero excuse, if my friend can afford two phones bills on an roscoe's salary then she can afford it too. that is all i am sayin . anywho she wont be going to jail for her hit and run incident basically she paid the chick some money and just like that my hopes of seeing britney doing hard time have flown away. *sigh*

4) my poor amy winehouse and her equally as screwed up husband were arrested for possession of marijuana. they were let go after the paid some fines. idk what has happened to amy( i know that her husbands dick has played a maja role in her become the way she is. he must be throwin down in the bed room, bet money she is so shook her ass be walking backwards the next day) but i want her to go back to makin music and leave the drugs and her husband alone. we have all seen from bobby and whitney that drugs will only keep u together for so long, eventually u will grow tired of ur nostrils lookin like raw vagina lips and being so skinny that homeless ppl are giving u there food. so hopefully it dosent take her o.d'ing to realize this.

i will end this post with one of my fav amy songs "back to black".

news i have and always will miss

2007-10-13T19:04:00.000-06:00

hey yall, i have decided just to post on weekend and when big events come why b/c school and my internship have made me their bitch so that is that. wow this week has been wonderus. i mean celebs behavin the fool right and left , sooooooooooooooooo lets start:

1) what blog is complete w/o a britney posting. well the good news is she can see her kids overnight. the better news is her song is on the top of the charts . the bad news is she still looks trashy, she showed up late and argued with the judge in court and her new video is a piece of trash. it looks like her and her peeps took a cell phone camera to the "pimps up ho wayyyyy down strip club" and after about twenty shots of bourbon and vodka brit brit got up on the pole and decided to do what can loosely be termed as dancing. could she have done better? yes. did she want to? no. why b/c she has money in the bank so she can walk around acting all mediocre, why b/c ppl will but her album so she can do what she wants, hell she could go kill twenty ppl and still have the number one song in the country.(yes i am lookin at u mr. i like to take a whiz on kiddies kelly)

(on a related but not really related note when my mom heard that the first line song was "its britney bitch" she concluded that brit was high when she wrote this, no truer have been spoken by a west indian since the beginning of man)

2) bobby "sidelip" brown allegedly had a mild heart attack according to his lawyer. now bobby said it aitnt true and i idk who to believe. should i believe the crackhead or the law school grad. the man who stuck his finger in his ex wifes ass when she was constipated or the man who is a professional. damn this is quite a toss up but i will pick none b/c any lawyer crazy enough to deal with bobby brown is probably doin the white stuff with him.

3) jlo is pregnant. i was gonna put allegedly but why lie anywho she is pregnant but the word on the street is it is with twins. well i would like to congratulate her and marc "eat a sandwich" anthony on their impending arrival. now i have my own issues with marc after the way he straight played his ex wife (who is a former miss universe )for jlo and how he basically didnt want to give the woman any paper but i will let that go and just say good for him and jlo and hopefully the baby or babies make her take a permanent hiatus from music and acting b/c i cannot take another jlo movie or album.

i think that is all that really happened that i feel does not deserve a full post. so that be all for now so be cool be safe and tanning bed are the devil.

youtube madness

2007-10-06T04:55:00.000-06:00

i love and always will love youtube. i mean it is wonderful ., more wonderful than eating ice cream on a cold day. i know i am not the only one who does that but i will move on. first up is a wonderful snl parody making fun of the iranian president. it is so damn funny and adam sandburg (the one rapping) and adam levine from maroon 5 (the one singing ) need to make their way to my pants immediately b/c they are too hot especially sandburg. he could do whateva he wanted. pineapple in twat? go for it sanburg. whateva u want.... um.. my bad, tangent, anywho , here is the vid.

next , i have a wonderfully zesty vid from high school musical 2. now i am a fan , i dont care what u think but i am . the first high school musical was entertaining this one reminded me of solange knowles. nice to look at but honestly i can do without it . now this vid is called "bet on it" and it is supra zesty, so much so that i actually had to wash my eyes with water after watching it . pleeze note his day glo orange color, the tight black outfit and the zestfully clean dancing.

lastly it is rkelly and his vid for "real talk". now this is not a good song. it is a stupid song. honestly, at this point he can do what he wants b/c prison is not coming soon so he can go an skeet skeet on the cast of "the hills" for all i care. now this vid is ghetto at best. i have seen better production quality from a 1985 av geek then the nonsense he is doin. now when u get to the end , kindly explain what happened to me b/c a bitch is real confused. real talk.

oh and just for fun, here is a vid i found of a soca song. now some of u wont get or understand the song but u have to admit the production quality is pretty good compared to r kelly. at least this vid has a plot.

update: the first and second vid have been taking off of youtube and i am upset. as all hell

shoot i'm fat can i do it to???

2007-10-06T04:12:00.000-06:00

apparently the hottest role in the world for all overweight dark skinned brothers out there is the role of biggie smalls. the newest person to put his hat into it is beanie sigel(here be his wiki if u wanna see it it). he claims that he would be great for the part and now i am quoting

" I know how much passion I'd put into it. I know how far I would go. I would treat that like Jamie (Foxx) did Ray."

now idk how i feel about this. i admit his acting in state property 1 and 2 was good so maybe he can pull it off. at least i hope he can, i would pay to see him do biggie. what surprises me is that there are even auditions when we all know guerrilla black(here is his wiki) got it on lock. which brings up another point why wasn't puffy tarred and feathered for even finding guerrilla black. now mind u he looks and sounds a lot like biggie. damn unoriginal twat not guerrilla but puffy dancey. moving on i am surprised p cunty isn't putting on a fat suit (or putting one on his pack mule kim) and playing the part. i mean we all know what a wonderful and gifted actor p anus is. but i digress, they say sean kingston also tried out ,well blow me down, he could do it but i doubt his acting skills though. i mean his singing skills are just above ciara's so idk if i trust him with such big a role. i hope they pick someone who can actually act not just stand there and nod their pretty head (yes i am referring to u orlando bloom). i personally think they should consider al reynolds for the part. ok ok he is an openly gay man married to a bobble head skeleton but with right amount of makeup, a fat suit, and voice lesson to tone down the zest in his voice i think he could steal that part right out from beanie sigel. think about it. let it marinate while i write another post.

story is curtesy of starapulse

stuuf i have and always will miss

2007-10-06T03:39:00.000-06:00

( I want these men to be my babies father)

well hey yall ppl out there in blog land. i have been busy with school and my internship so updating was not on my to do list but i am trying to add it but moving on let me get into what i have missed.

1) well brit lost custody of her kids to the used pantyliner that is kevin federline. now i knew this would happen why b/c britney behaves like a damn fartknocker(yeah i said it). she feels that consequences don't happen when u are makin almost a million dollars a day but guess what they do and keep it up he will get full custody. hopefully she works herself out , it is getting ridiculous at this point.

2) solangs knowles or beyonce official sock ironer finally admitted she got divorced. i mean wow did she think we were dumb. yeah first she mysteriously gets married to some boy who while he is cute looks about as dumb as a box of condoms in the duggar family household. next u mysteriously end up pregnant months later and we are supposed to believe this was divine intervention. how bout u and ur man were screwin around b/c ur ass was real bored b/c that music carer of urs was and most likely wont pan out and lo and behold u got pregnant and u knew that they don't play no abortions(at least not for u anyway, according to rumors) in the knowles house so u had to have this baby and to make it look proper u had to get married to the fool(on a island of course) who u probably didn't like that much in the first place and then sometime after it was clear that he was too damn slow to be controlled u had to let him go. now of course this is my take but i somehow think i am very very right.

geez i guess that is all that happened that i missed so take care and more post are a comin!!!!

random celeb pics

2007-09-22T00:14:00.000-06:00

( imagine sex btwn these too. i see it would be sweaty and quick.)

well u know i am in the mode of avoiding work when u see consecutive post but i digress. i was just browsin the net and guess what skank ho' flashed across my screen, tara reid. well it has been quite a while since i have seen her and i was starting to miss her lumpy stomach and sausage patty boob. but she was at the vodafone live music awards (yea neva heard and don't care to know about it)

well i see her boobs are covered but any blind man can see those things are saggy. the dress is somewhat fug and her hair is ok. but her face looks beat. i am talkin pornstar beat. takin balls and jizz to the face beat. she needs to get some sleep instead of booze and pills in her life. that is all i am sayin.

oh also at this event was a man i would like to label as brave b/c only a brave man would walk out their house with the outfit he had on.

now i can take the "my little pony on acid tee" but what i cant take are those hideous pants. why neon pink. i mean why, and i can see the outline of his ball hair, geez i am so offended. i as a woman would neva wear these pants so why should he as a man even launch himself in these pants. it most have taken a crew of ten and half gallon of lube to get him into these pants. (oh if u care his name is calvin harris,here is his wiki, once again if u care why b/c i don't, i didn't even read it he could be a a tranny wet nurse for all i know) damn shame i say.

anyway moving on, maxim had their 2007 style awards and i am guessing the invite said all are welcome b/c all types of ppl showed up to this thing first up is....

adrienne curry of antm and reality tv show fame.

now her dress looks ok, no big whoop but her face looks tired. i mean havin to take the jizz of a man old enough to be ur father to the face every night and pretending that he is actually doin the job right must be tiring. her makeup at least is on point.

someone who was also there and i think always gets it right was...

gabby union.

i always love her style. it is always so classy and sexy. she is such a good role model for women . love the dress. the hair and makeup are to die for and the shoes and bag are cute.

at the same event and why is she still even invited outside is beyond me was...

bai ling.

now i think she is somewhat talented but her behavior puts her in the same category as paris hilton and kim kardashian. her outfit looks like something she would wear so what can i say, oh its fug and even the most cheapest of prostitutes wouldn't wear it, u know that and i know that and she knows that. oh and that her hair is so overdone and out of style that even embryos are saying that is not hot. freakin fool.

getting away from the whore next up is some ppl i dont know but their ghastly makeup jobs did catch my eye. they are....

the first one is april scott(here is her wiki) and izabella miko(here is her wiki, geez she starred in that god awful movie save the last dance 2)

both of these women have something in common , they are doin their makeup themselves to save money . i mean the first chick has the ill tan then u get to her face and it looks like she just got out of a circle jerk. the second chick her skin is normal then u hit the face and it looks like she has been baking pies and cookies for bobby's little league championship game party. what i will say about the first chick is that she looks terrible in the face, (here is her website, compare those pics to the mother hen in this pic and u tell me what the foggle happened ) all in all they are dressed ok but the foundation on their faces belongs on snowmen,period.

running away from this event as fast as i can i hit upon "the kingdom" movie premiere. first up is the always pretty and extremely pregnant....

garcelle beauvais.

she looks so pretty. i have rarely ever seen a ugly pregnant woman ( really i have only seen one and she is this witch that lives in my building and she was fug b4 which made me wonder who would screw her then i just assumed he hit it from the back and ignored the fact that she had a front side or he was a typical guy who was willing to screw anything if it moved to quickly or maybe he was just as ugly as she was well in that case thank goodness b/c ugly ppl should take themselves off the market ummmm.. my bad tangent again. what i really wanted to say was she was fug b4 baby,with baby and after baby was born) good for her but if i was pregnant with twins best believe i was gonna be commin down the carpet in the hottest blue drop top easychair that money can buy.

moving on everybody' s fav couple was there. they are.....

will and jada.

i must say jada looks wonderful and will needs a beard in his life. he looks mighty zesty when a beard is not on his face. he looks like he could so be going to shoot "twinks in ya eye 74 "the celeb editions" . jada to me always looks like she has will's balls in a glass jar that she carries around. she looks like she wears the pants, bra, panties, strap -ons in the relationship. overall they look cute. now she can wear pick unlike some other ppl who are male and shouldn't, mr. calvin harris.

me done for now so,enjoy.

all pics curtesy of starapulse.com

emmy wrap up

2007-09-18T11:29:00.001-06:00

yeah yeah i know it was on sunday and toady is tuesday but i can still write about it, so sue me. anywho the emmys were ok. it felt more laid back than previous years so good for them and seacrest was a good host overall( medieval pimp hehehe) now that i am done with with that lest get to fashion and hair and oh makeup.

ok first up is my fav person in the world ali larter. ok i like her dress. it is simple and classic. i love the coor. now her makeup is nice and all but her hair looks like pageant hair. first off it is a bit frizzy ( i guess it is b/c she did it herself, no, she did read here) i feel her hair could have been
done by a two year old.

next up america ferrera who looked beautiful. i loved her whole look. the dress was wonderful, well fitted and all. the color was pretty and complemented her skin and her hair was perfect. she truly looked like a star. oh and her makeup was nice too.

moving along to becki newton(yea i don't know her either, here is her wiki) any who she had on a dress that was so fug that i actually don't want to know who designed it b/c of fear it may be a designer i like. i mean it would be nice if it didn't have the waitress apron in the front. geez,
whoever designed this dress neva heard about simplicity. damn shame b/c her hair and makeup is nice.

next on the list is my fav television host, cat deely.(so u think u can dance, u betta know about that show) oh i love her so. she is is pretty and always dresses very daring but on sunday it was....well.. boring. i am surprised i expected her to come out there with class and boldness instead she came out their with boring and dull. her makeup was nice, the hair looked a little prom/wedding but i'll take it. overall too safe for my taste.

on with the show i continue with jamie pressly who i honestly don't like . idk why but something about her screams bitch now don't get me wrong i will never dislike her as more as dislike kiki dunce but still she bugs me. anywho appearantly she couldn't find a nice dress so she went to the sales rack at macy's and picked up this nice polyester and rayon sparkly number. i mean fug is too nice a word to describe this dress. it looks terrible. plain terrible. she looks like the poly/rayon type anyway.

next up is pretty much everyone else i saw. first kirsten bell who looked so pretty in her blue number. i wil always love veronica mars, sorry kirsten i just cant do "hero's" but good luck in that. anywho mario lopez is lookin fine as all hell . he needs to be here servin me grapes and cheese but he still looks good. minnie driver was there and i love the pop of color. yellow is very daring but she pulled it off nicely. kathy griffin was there and her dress was nice but all that plastic surgerey and botox to the face is not. she looks like the joker's sister. sara chalke from "scrubs" managed to run through a field of lilacs b4 she came to the show. now the dress is fug but she is cute so i wil llet it go this time. finally hayden pantryterry came in her grandmother's frock and it was ultra super fug. never has a dress inspired such hate and contempt in me. she is too young to be wearing something so hideous and unflattering. looks like she is trying to hide her pregnancy(she isnt but it looks like it) fug ,fug, fug, i say.
.

well that is all i like, hated and whateva , so i will be off to write about something else.

oh yeah all pics curtesy of starapulse.com

sorry for being away so long

2007-09-18T10:57:00.000-06:00

( its like looking at a flip book, from hot to ummmm...)

well well so much has happened since i have been gone, so lets begin.

1) the vmas happened and it was wonderfully confusing and slightly entertaining . britney's performance, to kanye's bitch fest made it one to remember. my only grip is that honestly it was too long. hey mtv, u are not the grammys so ur show should neva hit the three hour mark. now all that could be said has been said about brits performance so all i will add is that at least her ass is still big b/c i have seen so many ppl who used to be pregnant walking around with nothing back there so kudos and red bull to her.

2) vannessa hudgens from high school musical 1 and 2 had nude and underwear clad pics of her self splashed on the internet. now i do feel bad for her b/c she is young and when we are young we make ill advised decisions u know like parachute pants and leg warmers but she made a choice i hope she does not
live to regret. now i am all for keepin it sexi(even though someone i know said she looked like the girl who lived above pablo's bodega,*thank u timika*) and sending ur man pics but me i would send my man a drawing of a stick figure and tell him to use his imagination. hopefully she learned her lesson and next time she wants to be sexi she wont send a pic she send a text message.

3)well it seems that everybody is gettin knocked up. halle is, christiana has been for a while and somehow charlotte church still is pregnant. it nice to know all these wonderful future tabloid babies are coming. it is good to know the bloggers of the future will have celebrities to bash. yea!!!

this seems to be all i care about oh and to amy winehouse stop the madness, and give us more music soon. i hope u get the help u clearly need b/c if i have to watch another performance of lip syncing spears i will be at ur doorstep with methadone in one hand and a bitch slap in the next hand.

when celebs say things and we are forced to listen

2007-08-23T18:41:00.000-06:00

(idk who he is but looking at him makes me happy)

u see i really hatre when ppl say things that honestly make me wanna get my shank and catch them in the side while they arer walkin in a dark alley(too much, i think not). anywho here are some gems:

"We're the f&%#ing Jim Morrisons, we're the f&%#ing Kurt Cobains of this." Kanye West claims he and 50 Cent are already as legendary as the late The Doors and Nirvana frontmen.

"I like women who look like me... because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection." Terrence Howard knows his type.

now to kanye *shudders* plezze stop talking , u are really making it hard to like u . i seriously want to hang u on a pole and make u listen to nick cannon's greatest hits. stop talking. i mean if u get the urge to talk have someone staple ur nutsack to ur leg. maybe that will stop ya.

terrence howard, lawd, stop it. i mean it, stop it. ok ok u are a talent actor(even though u look like a pimp in any role u do) but the things u say, lawd the things u say. i feel like washin ur mouth out with battery acid. no more of ur gems such as ur women should use baby wipes in the bathroom(let me let ya know most women don't like smellin my punany smellin like newborn ass so u mustn't date a lot) now i am not saying u should have standards but they should be realistic,datin somebody that looks just like u is unrealistic,narcissistic and creepy. now playing with urself , that is fine but screwing somebody that looks just like ya is odd. i am just wondering does the women have to have slicked hair and a moustache . if that is the case should she also have a twig and berries to go with it. damn fool

i believe some songs are missing form this list

2007-08-23T17:01:00.000-06:00

(kiki dunce reminds me of things i hate,so i put her pic up)

finally a poll i care about. rollingstone. com did a poll on the songs that ppl once enjoyed,then tolerated with and now will cause u to hurt ppl if u hear it again. the top song was james blunt, you're beautiful and i agree. that songs was hot but when i saw my friend's sister graduation tape and that was their graduation song, the urge to shoot the person that picked the song did come upon me but i let it go. the list continues with:

2) black eyed peas, my humps

3) smash mouth, all star

4) bobby mcferin, don't worry be happy

5) village people: ymca

this list is so accurate. if i should hear these songs now i would be liable to kill many ppl including myself. the only mistake this list made was with bobby mcferin b/c honestly that song sucked hard from jump. now i have some additions

6)rihanna, umbrella

7) eddie murphy, party all the time

8) ricky martin, la vida loca

that is all for now but i know they are more.

story curtesy of yahoo.com

why the f@#k is this news?

2007-08-23T16:31:00.000-06:00

the woman on the left of these words is named ali larter. if u wanna know what she has been in (b/c i care not) ,here is her wiki. anywho according to starapulse she is going to be doing her own hair for this year's emmy's b/c she states that:

"There is a lot of work that goes into Hollywood hair and I want women to know that it is unrealistic for every day," said Larter. "I am going to go out on a limb by doing my own hair for the Emmys without any stylists. I am going to use Dove Hair Care products for five days, get my hair in great shape and I am going to rock the red carpet. I am doing all of this to help women realize the potential of their own hair and feel more confident every day."

now let me be the first to say it b/c i know u are thinking it STFU!!!!!!!!!. seriously what world hunger took a vacation, gun violence took a siesta. what is this her way of saving the world? one hairstyle at a time? honestly if u are stupid enough(according to the nearly article 60% of women are) to believe that u can for example do a french chignon with drop curl tendrils(perfectly curled and with no flyaway's,mind u.) everyday then u should be beaten. i mean when i look at the red carpet hairstyles, i know that this isn't realistic or easily attainable. just like everything in hollywood, it takes time and money to get the whole look. now this chick, ali larter, she needs to buy a clue and stfu. i bet she wil be wearing the exact hair style that she has in this picture. she will prove nothing except that she is a fool b/c if i was(which i probably never will) going to a big time hollywood event , i ma not leaving my hair to chance, shoot i am getting an entire team of ppl just to curl one strand of hair. damn dumbass.

curtesy of starapulse: pic and story

wow even in death he is still at it

2007-08-23T15:57:00.000-06:00

well it seems that the godfatha of soul is a father once again . yet another woman has been confirmed as his child. well i'll be damned. i just want to know how many women did he sleep with . i mean what is their a town of little james and janes runnin around. this is some stuff for real. hell i should go and get tested. my mom owned a james brown cd that she "claimed" she bought from sam goody but i know that is a lie(shoot i know she got that as a gift after their night of passion) b/c first off i scream real loud when i sing, i do the move he is doing the picture on the left at least twice a day and i was born with my hair pressed and curled. so all of these things lead me to belive that i am his child. cross ya fingers and wish me luck, lololol.

story curtesy of starapulse

i love the internet

2007-08-16T23:13:00.000-06:00

well it seems that someone loves me and decided to compile a vid of all of the members of destiny's child falling down. now michelle's was funny, beyonce's was down right gut busting but kelly's scared me . it look like somebody threw a rock at her and she fell. but yet still i laughed here's hopin u laugh too.

aint that about b@#ch

2007-08-08T20:19:00.000-06:00

(so terrible but yet it fits)

well well well, finally mr you remind me of my jeep is going on trial. after about five years he will finally be going to court to face the charges of child pornography. well now it seems that the girl who was alleged to be on the tape with him claims it is not her on the tape and is going to testify for the defense in other words she is testifying in his defense. she told police and a grand jury it wasn't her and her parents also back up her claim but r kelly former protege sparkle, who is the girls aunt says it is her and plans on testifying for the prosecution. now personally idk who the girl is , i would like to but i don't but do know that it is r kelly (or aaron hall we all know they look alike) now i have seen a non sex,non pissing scene from the vid and it looks a whole damn lot like him. now it would be nice if it wasn't him but something tells me it is him. i am usually right about these things. i mean come on the man is always askin us to pray for him b/c he has "issues", so we will see what happens

curtesy of starapulse

the jackson familiy is the fam for me

2007-08-08T17:53:00.000-06:00

(i just couldn't put up any recent pics of his dried prune ass)

apparently jermaine jackon is divorcing his ex wife alejandra,(who was previously married to jermaine brother randy) and she wants money. she claims she has to borrow money to pay for gas and car payments b/c jermaine claims he is poor he and living off his girlfriends riches. she also says she is not cool with the fact that her kids are sleeping in the same room with jermaine and his girlfriend. now first off what kind of nasty nonsense is going on when a brother marries his brother's ex-wife? that is nasty and odd on so many levels. but moving on , i have always wondered how jermaine jackson was supporting himself.

i mean i knew it couldn't be from his music. i just assumed michael paid him to be his ass buddy but his wife claims he made a "small fortune" when he appeared on a british reality show. i just want to know why women continue to go into relationship with jack diddly squat , let a man support them and then when the man decides to upgrade and leave your ass fro someone prettier u wanna fight for money u really don't deserve. seriously we as women need to stop this . i understand every situation is different but i firmly believe u should not get married w/ o having all ur stuff together. u know job, bank account life in general. to me it just seems unfair to both ppl when one has to wholly support the other.

oh sorry about my tangent but i just had to get that out , ok back to mr. california raisin himself he and his wife went to court and he won basically because the judge said he cant establish that jeremaine jackson has a means of income. even tough tmz.com had obtained legal papers in which his wife stated, "He (claims) he has no income and all of his expenses are paid for by his girlfriend, who coincidentally, suddenly has a Swiss bank account and a Rolls Royce in her name after having worked at Bloomingdales and Macy's." the judge did say she and the kids can stay in the house she and jeremaine shared during their marriage. i hope she gets money to support her kids and gets back on her feet. oh lastly she betta regulate on jermaine and tell him her kids should not sleepin with him and his girl.

curtesy of starapulse(1 and 2)

hollywood is turning into an episode of jerry springer and i for one am happy

2007-08-08T16:13:00.000-06:00

(i want to meeet these women right now!!!)

is it just me or is hollywood turning into one really long jerry springer episode? from scary and eddie's paternity drama to chris rock's being accused of fathering and abandoning some pickney, it seems that everywhere u turn everybody is turning trailer trash. well here is a some more additions to trailer trash convention .

it has been alleged that britney spears has accused her mother of sleeping with kevin federline. now first of let me say i don't believe this why b/c brit brit is nuts nuts. i am sorry but that bitch is crazy plain and simple. she is very mentally disturbed and needs a lot of help. her outfits alone should be a sign of her mental instability. i mean really i know kevin has rugged good looks(i am amazed i typed this w/o my computer exploding) but i really think her mom could control herself,somehow. i mean apparently brit blames her mom for forcing her to rehab,then they allegedly had a slap fight,(i don't care what ur mama does u neva ever hit your mama, i wish i would try i would wake in the hospital with my mom's foot still in my ass) she bared her mom from allegedly seeing her kids and now she accuses her mom of bumping uglies with the stinky lines that is kevin federline. i mean she needs help and a lot of it . that is all i am sayin.

(curtsey of starapulse)

when ignorant blck ppl say ignorant things we all suffer

2007-08-06T14:57:00.000-06:00

i will say it once i will say it twice i will say it a third time if i have to. kanye west is a asshole. now he is a talented asshole but really and truly he is an asshole. he says things such as mixed girls are called mutts in the hood and that george bush hates black ppl. now i dk why he says these things but he does and now the asshole is back at it again. apparently he feels that the term bling is played out(which it is) and is quote"white ppl slang" he also said that , "Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger." why does this man continue to open his mouth . seriously i have seen ignorant, i have seen ignant but he is in his own class by himself. for the white ppl reading i apologize on his behalf b/c i really would like u to know not all black ppl think like this man. Jesus be common sense for this man.

curtesy of starapulse

well smack my ass and call me daisy

2007-08-06T13:45:00.000-06:00

lindsay lohan has once again checked herself into rehab. well i will be a monkey's uncle. wow i would like to know what rehab means in celebrity. i guess it mean vacation home with doctors b/c seriously, she is not going there for help b/c she still is a crack ho so what is she going there for. i wish i knew . while i want to believe she is getting the help she needs i just feel she is going there to chill out while the hubbub surrounding her dies down. this place she checked into is for alcohol, lady admit it u are a coke ho. i am sorry but she is. seriously, she acts like someone who sniffs, smokes, and melts and drops into her eyeballs all the crack she can find. seriously so ok u drink too much bad but on top of it u do crack,lots of crack i am sure. i just waiting for the day that she will check into a drug rehab facility and then and only then will we see a new and improved lohan.

story is curtesy of starapulse

catchin up with the celebs

2007-08-05T20:54:00.000-06:00

(aint he sexy..hmm i feel like koolaid right about now)

heya y'all sorry for my absence but i was busy doing nothing, so in other words the mind wanted to blog but the body was too lazy to get the hell up to do so. moving on , i have seen some wonderful hings have happened since the last time i updated so lets start

1) nicole ritchie is pregnant and once again i have won a bet. this time i was smart i bet 25 cents insted of the usual 10 cents, so i will be going to buy a quarter water. anywho , i mean who didn't know nicole rithcie was pregnant, seriously i mean her daddy was going around saying he didn't know and being a publicity whore,geez he was annoying me with his toothy ass grin. now that she has finally admitted that she is pregnant and about to go to jail, i wonder when the trailer park and mayo and peanut butter sandwiches will come.

2) lindsay lohan was once again arrested for a dui and possession of the white powder aka cocaine. as i predicted would one day happen she went on a coke fueled rage and stole a car with some slacker lookin men inside now am i surprised hell naw well i would like to be surprised but i am not. she really didn't go to rehab , she went on a month long vacation. i mean she was leavin all the time to go to her crack dealer.... um i mean the gym or to her weed supplier... i mean shopping . i mean who really thought she was going to get help , i wish she was but she didn't. why she isn't being charged with grand theft and kidnapping is beyond me. hopefully her girlfriend big bernice doesn't use the bristle part of the toothbrush in her vagina.

3) usher cancelled then finally married his pregnant man/woman. seriously that thing is unattractive. no while i am no beyonce, at least i look like a woman not like a woman in transition. just sayin, not hatin.

well it seems that that is it , anything else that happen , i just didn't care about, oh i would like to say to anyone who lost someone in the bridge collapse my prayers are with you. ok that is all.

new muisk

2007-07-16T00:15:00.000-06:00

u know i loves the new musik so here are some of the newer ppl that i like

1) sean kingston. i am likin this cat alot. ok he is no heartthrob but this song is catchy and cute. i liked the vid up until i saw lil mama. i just don't like her . i am sorry that song lipgloss is a hot ass mess. are u kidding me ur lip gloss is poppin. i knew i hated that song when my little brother was singing it like was his anthem or somethin'. but back on topic, i think he could have a good career. so good luck to him. moving along .here is his vid below :

2)amy winehouse. i Stan for her all day,everyday. her songs are the truth and make me happy. yeah i know she looks like a crack ho' and her hair looks like it is put together with dog jizz and bear fur, but she can sing unlike some ppl who look decent and cant sing*cough*cough* cassie. anywho i want her to succeed i love her , hell i will marry her crack pipe if i could. here's is one of my fav songs from her below:

well that is it for me and new artist and stuff. if u know anyone else that is good plezze slide their vid my way

oh snap

2007-07-16T00:00:00.000-06:00

well well it seems that everybody's fave two toned weave hoodrat(no not u keyshia cole) remy ma has been officially charged with attempted murder,assault and weapons possession. of course she plead guilty b/c only really crazy ass mofo's plead guilty. now once again i hope she really got caught in the wrong place at the wrong time cause if this is tru..... damn shame.

vaction is all i eva wanted.

2007-07-15T02:21:00.000-06:00

well well well, guess who is takin a vacation b/c he decided to sign a check his ass could not cash., it is no other than michael pitch fork in ya ass richards. well it seems that he is going to go to go on a spiritual journey to save his career. apparently since the incident he says he has lost his sense of humor. now let me first say that michael richards wasn't and probably wont be after he returns from his "spiritual journey" be funny. now he made me chuckle a couple of times when he was on seinfeld but other than that i have seen some of his routines and i just don't see him as funny. now do i thin k he should be blackballed for his actions , no not really. why b/c under the great constitution that this country was built on , he has the right, but do i believe that he should have get some sensitivity training, and have to watch the movies soul plane next friday and friday after next and a mike epps comedy special, yes i do. hey since he is going on a journey to find himself i suggest he take isaiah washington, tom cruise, and bobby brown with him so they can all together find out where in life they went wrong, left their sanity, sense of decency and muzzles that kept them from opening their mouths and talking shit.

curtesy of starpulse

starpulse i love u, want to know why , well it is b/c u always have stories for me to write about.

2007-07-15T01:40:00.000-06:00

i like sunsets, sue me. would u rather a pic of hilary duff

well in another installment of when celebs say things we have have hilary "horsey" duff who according to starapulse says that is is unnatural for ppl to have one soul mate. now i believe their are two types of ppl who believe that , sluts and ppl who have been really hurt by someone. now she does at the end say that she wants the whole thing of husband , kids but she is doubtful it will happen. this got me to thinking about the whole idea of soul mates. now first off i believe that ppl have soul mates. i use my sister as an example , now she and her man were dating for 11 yes i i said it 11 years and they just got married last week. now u look at them and u know they were meant for one another. i mean they are like one person when they are together. they complete each other and then their is my niece who is so cute it should be illegal. now in my roundabout way i am trying to say that soul mates are real and we should never stop believing in them no matter how hurt or hot in the pants we(not me but some of u, i hope not) are. to me if we stop believing in soul mates we might as well throw marriage out the window too. i mean when did the idea of monogamy become just a passing phrase. i mean marriage is only a burden when one or both of the ppl involved are unwilling to make it work. now i use another example of soul mates. my best friend(who i am mad at b/c she played her damn self) married her h.s sweetheart. i mean they were both virgins when they met and stayed that way until their wedding night(i know , i know amazing, i hope i get this lucky) and they too are so perfect for each other it should be outlawed. so in conclusion (yeah i said in conclusion) soul mates are real and will come when u aren't looking, while i am single right now i know that my soulmate is out their somewhere waiting fro me to accidentally step on his foot or spill a iced cold latte down his shirt(what can i say i am a klutz), so till then i will wait. *sigh*

well it's ova (yeah sure it is and u know what else ja rule is gonna have a hit album

2007-07-15T01:07:00.000-06:00

so according to starapulse kim and diddly are ova. well i surely don't believe them ok let me rephrase that i don't believe her . sorry but i don't believe that after ten years and three kids it suddenly dawned on kim that she was neva gonna rise above baby mama status. here is what is gonna happen, they are gonna take a break , diddledaddle will date some ho's and in about 6 months him and kim will be back together. i mean he knows he got her under his spell (whateva that spell is b/c his cockiness makes me and other ppl want to kill him, his penis must be the bomb. shoot he must be knockin her pussycat out the liter box) so he will just chill out and wait b/c he knows that kim is the chick, the down ass chick who will take his ass back no matter what. now me ain't no way in hell i will be datin some man for 10 years, have three kids and us not be married. hell to the no. we would have been married after kid one. now i personally believe that diddlekitty does not want to marry anybody let alone kim "baby mama" porter why b/c he knows that he will need a prenup b/c of his riches and most black women ain't signing shit that say i leave with what i came with, not gonna happen. so i will be takin bets on how long they will stay broken up, i say 6 mths.

once a hoodrat always a hoodrat (allegedley)

2007-07-15T00:33:00.001-06:00

well in case u have been living under a rock u have heard that remy ma the rapper has turned herself in to the nypd so they can question her about her alleged involvement in the shooting of a young woman. once again i dont do names so if u want names hit up ur local search engine but anywho i hope and pray this isn't tru b/c the story goes that allegedly the woman stole some money out remy's bag and a argument started and remy left and then came back and allegedly shot at the woman out of her car and then crashed her car allegedly into a pole and then left her car and went away on foot. (sounds like a movie,huh) now i know that remy ma is a hoodrat. i mean the two toned hair, the bad choices in clothing. i mean really she has hoodrat tattooed on her somewhere. now if she really did shoot at this woman she needs to be smacked. i mean u leave the hood, leave the behavior. i mean if she goes to jail we truly will have no more female rappers why b/c kim is busy injecting pig intestine in every open orfice, eve is busy being whack and rockin her cornsilk yaky weaves (sorry but while she has a couple of decent songs ) missy is busy being umm who the hell knows, foxy is busy tryin to keep her ass out of jail and well i think that is it. so remy i hope u didn't go shoot this woman and to the young lady's family , i hope she gets better and if remy really did do it sue yall sue!!!!!

news i have missed

2007-06-26T22:35:00.000-06:00

well i have missed so much so let me catch up now.

1. paris is free and i don't give a damn.

2.isiah washington aka mr.i didn't say the f word so to prove it i will say the exact word i did not say in the first place is pissed b/c he lost his job and now he is pointing fingas at everybody. dog, get ova it. were they wrong?probably but u see ur behavior just reinforces what ppl say about black actors being difficult to work with and all that stuff. u decided to become angry black(and ignorant) man then u lose ur job and earn a bad rep b/c of it. i will miss him on grey's anatomy b/c he is talented. hopefully he does not end up doing soul plane:2 "aww shit we lost this time"

3.wrestler chris benoit allegedly strangled his wife and smothered his 7 yr old and then killed himself. i feel so sorry for his family and his wife's family i never understand why ppl who have issues feel the need to kill others when they are the ones who feel shitty. i mean how can u honestly kill smother a 7 yr old child. idk . when i watched wrestling (back in the day) i remember him and how much i liked him b/c it always seemed like he had to fight justa little harder b/c he was short. *sigh*

4.eddie is the father and i am ten cents richer b/c of the bet i made with my cousin. yep i knew that kid was his. the way he was actin made me realize he knew too, he just did not want another crumbsnatcher to feed. what he got like 5,6 kids already. so i understand why he does not want the kid but to make scary look like a ho in public is not cool at all.now if i was scary, i wouldn't even want his paper or anything from him. why b/c he is not a good person(he is funny as all hell) but not a good person and not someone i want around my child. well we will see what she does.

brbrbbrbrb

2007-06-26T12:19:00.001-06:00

sorry bout this but i g2g for a minute but trust i will be back with the fiyah that u expect.

i love the old

2007-06-26T09:50:00.000-06:00

mickey rooney(then and now hottttt)

hey y'all. sorry bout my lack of post but in between forgetting and laziness,i have been busy but i move on. i love old ppl. i really do. they have a wisdom that i wish i had now b/c wrinkles suck but anyway apparently mr. mickey rooney( here is his wiki) who is a old time film star is disgusted with how the stars in hollywood act now and i agree with the man. according to starapulse, mickey says that

"Most of the people today... no-one can teach you how to act. Method acting!
Huh! Spencer Tracy never went to acting school. Clark Gable, Jimmy Cagney,
Edward G. Robinson... never. Today's stars, they don't know what it means to be
stars. They have too much money too young. They don't care about people. The
first thing they do, they hire a publicist and a lawyer, and they do whatever
they damn well like, with a sense of entitlement. "
"It wasn't like that in our day. We paid our dues, respected others, were courteous and decent. Today, they don't have the class or the sense of dignity. It really saddens me to see what stars of today have become."

i agree with this one hundred percent. now while i know back in the day ppl did their dirt but dammit they kept it out of the streets and stayed classy with it. i mean marilyn monroe was a confirmed pill popper but yet u didn't hear about any of that until she died. u were able to watch her act w/o all the dram and shit. now while i agree with him, i wouldn't have a blog if celebs decided not to act the fool in public but do agree with him that the quality of acting has so decreased that at this point i would rather watch monkeys throw poo at each other while humping a teddybear than some of the actresses and actors floating around hollywood. i mean back in old days of movies u needed talent (and i will be honest sometimes sex was involved)to act now all u need is to be able to give a good knob job and suddenly u are staring in a feature movie making feature money(*cough ,cough* jessica simpson) shameful but i guess u gotta take the good with the bad. *sigh*

pics courtesy of : the mickey rooney experience & eyedealpostcards.com

vid that is not youtube.

2007-06-14T07:09:00.000-06:00

see i said no more youtube vids and i am a woman of my word but b4 i go to sleep i must post this t-pain vid called "bartenderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." i like t-pain but he has a face that was made for sunglasses. i usually get mad at ppl for wearin glasses indoors but him he should wear classes 24/7. his dancing in this vid was a cross btwn spastic bird and dying emu. it looked odd, very odd. kind of creepy almost. kind of like old drunk uncle ted getting up at the family bbq and doin his twostep even though NOBODY!!!!! asked him to. and akon wow isn't he in the shits right now. i love the line where he said he doesn't smoke or drink, if that is the case then wtf is up with his behavior as of late. i recommend he smokes a spliff and drinks so petron b/c he needs to calm the hell down, seriously. the song overall is like all t-pain songs, good to dance to buttttt.. other than that...nothing.

T-Pain - Bartender (feat. Akon)
Uploaded by yardie4life

i promise this is the last youtube post untill 2morrow

2007-06-14T06:56:00.000-06:00

well once again youtube delivers the goods. first up are two vids i found of the dutty wine gone bad. in the first vid the girl just loses it and in the second vid the girl(dammit just watch it)

just watch the whole thing

fastforward to about 01:02 to see the dutty wine go wrong.

supahead is funny,almost make u forget she is a ho', just almost

2007-06-14T05:46:00.001-06:00

supahead with a supaold and flaccid yt

well i was mindin my business and lookin around the net when i headed ova to ybf and they had a story bout karrin supahead stefffans. apparently she has a video diary that she decided the world just needed to see and she periodically updates. now in her most recent one ybf links(click here to go to ybf) to one in which she shows mr "my prerogative himself" sleepin on her couch. idk whether to laugh .....oh hell i ma laughin. that shit is funny. don't get me started on bobby brown b/c i have been sayin from day one that looked like and acted like a homeless bum and what is he now....a homeless bum. all he needs now is a pee jar, pants held together by string and fucked up teeth. umm.. wait he has the fucked up teeth, eh, one two more to go and then full fledged bum status.

youtube wonderfullness and kelis nonsense

2007-06-14T05:26:00.000-06:00

well as u know i love youtube so it come s as no surprise that once again a random search had uncovered something hotttttttttttttttt. so i typed in kelis and the first vid that came up was an alternate version of the video "milkshake." now i liked(ok lying tolerated) the first one but this one angers me . there is no reason for the children in the alternate vid to be doing what they are doing. shoot, jesus be a switch that i am gonna pull off the tree to wax the behinds of these kids and their parents. if that was my daughter i would grab her by the pubic hair and drag her ass home. well for ur viewing pleasure is the alternate vid to "milkshake"

here is the original in case u forgot about it.
(click b/c u are not allow to embed it ,stupid i say, stupid)

youtube wonderfullness

2007-06-14T05:17:00.000-06:00

since celebs have decide to behave and stuff, i have to go to youtube for my enjoyment. so being me i typed in california dreams just to see what would come up and of course my fave song in the world came up. oh i am so sorry in case u don't know california dreams(here is the wiki) is this wonderful show that used to comeo n back in the nineties about some teens in cali and they had a band and drama(as all these shows do) and i loved it. they used to do music video within the show and my fave one was the one i am about to post which is called rain.plezze ignore the following:the puppets, the flaming fancy footwork,and the yt at the end tryin to dance.

SIDEYEIN' AT YA

I am back!!

My post/rant /advice for /about montana fishburne aka chippy -d

update on this here blog

my post/rant/advice for akeys,swizz beatz and mashonda

My post/rant /advice for/about kat stacks

my thoughts of the week (last week)

My prayer for tonight

past post update

my thoughts of the week

Why I loathe the word "HATERS"

me and my great epic former crush, part 2, dont worry they wont be a part three , i try my best to keep things even

me and my great epic former crush and a lil( seriously its like two/three sentences,i'll do a post about old me soon) about how i used to be

we still doin that huh??

chile ..u so funny part two

chile ..u so funny part one

Heylo yall

We talked, sorta

So ,he accepted

new musack

So I did it

feelin some kinda way

I gotta crush

video of tha day

Tha rules to datin moi: updated version

everythang must go!!!

someone is with me!!!

happy dappy new year yall.....

video of tha day!!!!

how nice ( and video of tha day)

in tha club: celeb addition

video of tha day!!!

video of tha day

video of tha day

i agree with her

i'm back!!!!!

new musack

in ur dreams, kelly

Part Three of the my official B.E.T. award show sum up

Hour 2 and 3

gotta bounce

Part Two of the my official B.E.T. award show wrap up

Hour 1

My official B. E. T Awards Report

Pre Show

stfu katherine heigl

when stupid ideas happen to clueless ppl

news u care about, why b/c u do

remember when...................

poor janet

good news for neyo's booty hole

on a much happier note...

Love, Bless, Forgive & Release!

where is my shank at

yes b/c that is always a clear indication

Been gone for a minute but I am back

who doesn't love babies

youtube is killing my soul

news that i have missed

news that i have missed

such a shame

why do ppl do these things?.

my hope is that this is not tru but... idk

r kelly's tour has lost it zest

disney news!!!!!!

i am not gonna cry *sniff* *sniff*

and u want to learn to do this b/c?????

R.I.P Donda West

hey nick carter stfu

news i have missd and will always miss wekk # idk

news i have and always will miss week #2

news i have and always will miss

youtube madness

shoot i'm fat can i do it to???

stuuf i have and always will miss

random celeb pics

emmy wrap up

sorry for being away so long

when celebs say things and we are forced to listen

i believe some songs are missing form this list

i am not gonna cry sniff sniff