my thoughts of the week

i have decided to start something new called "my thoughts of the week" which is basically gonna be a list of all the most ridiculous thoughts that have run across my head this week. so *blinks eyes* lets start:
1)so was anyone really surprised that akeys was pregnant. after i saw the new video and noticed a lack of tight ass clothes and struggling to break free camel toe, i knew she was either pregnant or tryna turn over a new leaf..

2) Why was flex alexander allowed to play michael jackson in that god awful clearly unauthorized biopic. first off, he is like 5 feet taller and 8 shades darker than mj. second, to make him darker than mj they used baby powder and water as foundation( my lassie wassie is the one who claims this btw,lol gotta love my bestie!!!) third,flex is just not a dramatic actor and the voice he used to portray mj was damn offense.. i have yet to hear or see anythang with him mj sounding like an actual four year old stuck on helium, but, in flex's world mj sounded like just that...why lawd why was he allowed to do this *shakes fist*

3) back to miss keys'. we all know she choose interracial dating as the theme of her video because somehow, extramarital affairs would not have connected with her audience so much..we all know what that song is about. anyone who claims they don't is just.....

4) lil mama/lil bow wow( i can never tell) really needs to sit his/her ass down. this woman/man was shining abe lincoln shoes, drawing maps to the underground railroad, fistpumping with george washington after he became president, protesting against prohibition....i think you see where i am going with this..she/he old. dammit!!! i refuse to believe that lil mama/lil bow wow( i can never tell) is anywhere near her 20's...more like 120...

5) how does megan fox continue to get work?! she is like the poor, poor man version of angelina jolie. if they needed an angie jolie stand in and angie's brother in a black wig was unavailable,they would still hesitate to call her. i mean her acting is just god awful. i mean i have seen better acting from the fish in a fish tank compared to her..lawd bless her knees,pussay,asshole,mouth and back..i think you see where i am going with this..yeah,you do..



well that is all for now, these were just some of my more funnier thoughts for this week,tune in next week for more of my thoughts...