Hey y'all ,I will be attending a "pleasure partay" tonight and there will be a stripper(male.....) there,so I feel the need to say a prayer for the nite. So here it goes:
Dear Lord, please let me have a good time tonight. Let me enjoy myself and not be a prude. Idk if I will but anything buy if I do don't hold it against me....( I am a single lady..ask bey!!!). *clears throat* My main reason for this prayer is to ask that you go into the mind of the male stripper. Tell him o resist the urge to touch me. Now, I am no diamond, hell I am barely a cubic zirconia,but see my problem is..well you know.... I am big and we all knows what happens to strippers when they see big gurls. I have the strange feeling I am going to be the only big gurl and I already have a vision of what this stripper may(keyword may) try. He may try to pick me up,simulate some sexual act and then have me touch his dirty dic....I mean penis. Now, Lord, I am not knocking the way he makes money, I just don't want to be a apart of his money making. I do not want to be lifted up, touched or be apart of any simulated sexual act.I am just going to look ,not touch and i hope when he sees me that is what he thinks too. Now, if that makes me a prude then, I guess that I will be a prude because I will be dammed if I am grinded on by someone doing them dances moves from that Ciara woman??!!( btw Lord since I have your ear, does Ciara have penis..i mean she/he is built Ford tough and gives off man vibes..) . I have no desire to have some man with a large penis simulating eating my bo...i mean simulating oral sex on me. The only man I want to do anything involving my pus...vagina, is my future husband (once again, since I have you here, where he be at??? I mean I am not doubting your plan for me , I am just wondering is all...) ,plain and simple. So in closing, Lord ,keep that man's thoughts on whatever usually runs through his mind(i.e other penis....more other penis..i really don't know nor do I care) and off of me and my bigness..Please and thank you.
In your name I pray,Amen
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